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Cryptic: The researcher formerly known as a certain video game character. This intro under reconstruction
How to play: Fire conversations in Guide. Dodge Q*words while making points. You can also fire witticisms, but save them - your sparkling repartee can't last forever! If Cryptic shoots down three arguments, you lose and receive absolutely no penalty whatever.
Object of game: To make the greatest number of points and enter the Edification Zone, thereby adding your name to High Score list. Enter the Gloat-Man bonus stage if you succeed in making cryptic look foolish.


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