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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 22, 2001
I can't see my sink.
Piles of dishes where it was;
It's time to wash up?
Next: Not to waste a topic, apple crumble.
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Inanna has a theory - it could be bunnies. Posted Jan 22, 2001
With custard or cream?
Hmm, I think I'll have both please.
A glutton's delight.
(And now I want some. Hmph.)
Next: frustration
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Jan 22, 2001
i can't think of one!
i try so hard, but it does
not come. time for break?
next topic: office chairs
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Babel17 Posted Jan 23, 2001
With wheels or just legs,
Lumbar support is important,
For hours at a screen.
NT:Flourescent Lights
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 23, 2001
Oh fluorescent lights
thou shineth into my nights
and lighteth my days.
next: roller blades
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 23, 2001
whizz whizz whizz whizz whizz
zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom
whizz whizz zoom bang ooh
*SMB, link would be great but there's little of excitement there currently*
Next Topic: Brushing your teeth
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 23, 2001
Every morning I
brush my teeth so I
will keep them till death
Nice and cheery, wasn't that?
Next topic, dentists
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 23, 2001
And completely wrong. Make that:
Every morning I
brush and floss my teeth so I
will keep them till death.
Next, still dentists.
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Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Jan 23, 2001
Please open your mouth
Wider. Wider! Wider still!!!
Uh oh, that looks bad... .
Next topic: Tea
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Jan 23, 2001
Would you like sugar?
One lump or two or just none?
And would you like milk?
next topic : confusion
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Jan 23, 2001
Would you like sugar?
One lump or two or just none?
And would you like milk?
next topic : confusion
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Jan 23, 2001
Would you like sugar?
One lump or two or just none?
And would you like milk?
next topic : confusion
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Jan 23, 2001
Would you like sugar?
One lump or two or just none?
And would you like milk?
next topic : confusion
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Jan 23, 2001
Would you like sugar?
One lump or two or just none?
And would you like milk?
next topic : confusion
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Jan 23, 2001
Wow!!!
The five postings were not meant to be the 'confusion' haiku!!!!!
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 23, 2001
Server throws up limbo
quintuple postings aren't rare
oh how it puzzles me!
next one on: high heels
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 23, 2001
In the Seventies
I fear I wore platform shoes. 
Thank God they died out.
NT: Diaries.
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Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Jan 23, 2001
My dear diary
I can't believe I missed the
challenge about shoes! 
OK! That wasn't really about diaries, so the topic stays: Diaries.
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Jan 23, 2001
writing diaries,
bleah! we had to write them in
English class. oh Woe!
next topic: mousepads
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Ormondroyd Posted Jan 23, 2001
Plastic rectangles
With just one amazing trait:
Their inflated price. 
NT: Vacuum cleaners.
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- 481: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 22, 2001)
- 482: Inanna has a theory - it could be bunnies. (Jan 22, 2001)
- 483: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Jan 22, 2001)
- 484: Babel17 (Jan 23, 2001)
- 485: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 23, 2001)
- 486: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 23, 2001)
- 487: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jan 23, 2001)
- 488: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jan 23, 2001)
- 489: Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) (Jan 23, 2001)
- 490: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Jan 23, 2001)
- 491: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Jan 23, 2001)
- 492: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Jan 23, 2001)
- 493: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Jan 23, 2001)
- 494: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Jan 23, 2001)
- 495: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Jan 23, 2001)
- 496: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 23, 2001)
- 497: Ormondroyd (Jan 23, 2001)
- 498: Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) (Jan 23, 2001)
- 499: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Jan 23, 2001)
- 500: Ormondroyd (Jan 23, 2001)
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