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Haiku challenge!
Babel17 Posted Jan 16, 2001
Box or Man-O-War,
Jellyfish sting result is
Pain, Paralysis.
Next topic: Dictionary
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 16, 2001
HEY!! Look up!!! A word!!!
Discover defination
Life is so define!!!
NT: pizza-- very greasy delicious pizza!!!!
Haiku challenge!
Lux Rothchop (wouldn't it be great if people were nice to each other for a change?) Posted Jan 16, 2001
Cheese and tomato.
Mushroom. Garlic. Anchovy.
Is heaven like this?
Next: More Italian food
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 16, 2001
Italian food is
Not the only reason I
Visit my mother.
Next, a momma's boy
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FG Posted Jan 17, 2001
Stop calling your mom
each time we're having a fight!
Please cut the damn cord!
(Umbilical cord, that is...)
NT: the cornea
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pathew sgleiniog Posted Jan 17, 2001
superglue under
the eyelid sometimes leads to
a scratched cornea
next: claustrophobia
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 17, 2001
Four walls.
Confining.
Binding.
Don't color inside the lines.
Who counts the numbers
When you connect the dotted lines!?
Four walls.
Confining.
Binding.
Colored black and white outside the lines.
Who counts the ballots
When you recount political lines!??
Sorry. I felt the need to go Beatnik!!!
All right:
Walls are built to keep
One thing in, another out!!!
My fear is inside...
NT: vacuuming
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pathew sgleiniog Posted Jan 17, 2001
That was deep, man.
Hours pass like minutes
Joys of the dual cyclone
No loss of suction
Vacuuming can be fun? Can't it?
Next: Guillotines
(S M or B: I don't mind being linked to one bit!)
Haiku challenge!
Kes Posted Jan 17, 2001
I await your fall.
Reflection and all thought comes
to a sudden end!
Next topic: Building relationships
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Kes Posted Jan 17, 2001
We are like farmers.
The flowers of tomorrow
Are in today's seeds.
Next topic: Hiding.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 17, 2001
I'm not here! If I
can't see you, then you can't see
me, isn't that right?
OK, will link you directly pathew (Phew, finally managed to get back in as me O-)
next: swings
, 
or 
Haiku challenge!
Babel17 Posted Jan 17, 2001
A seat on a swing
Held up by a chain or rope
Push me high my friend.
NT: Roundabouts (on roads)
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Bright Blue Shorts Posted Jan 17, 2001
Roundabouts are here
to keep the flow of traffic
moving along fast
Next topic: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Haiku challenge!
ox Posted Jan 17, 2001
Hollywood haiku?
The movie that word came from
Should be forgotten
next:
blade
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 17, 2001
Welcome Bright Blue Shorts! Would you like a link?
Not quite a vampire
Definitely not a man,
saved the world; surprise!
next: vampires
, or
Haiku challenge!
FG Posted Jan 18, 2001
Vlad the Impaler
was one mean dude. Dracula
was modeled on him.
Oooooo...that's bad, I know...
in the same vein (ha!):
hemophilia
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 18, 2001
Blood Blood! Wonderful blood!
Snag an artery, you'll get a flood!
Leave it for a while and it's as thick as mud
It's blood! Blood! Blood!
Ahem, I know that wasn't an haiku; it's just a song I made up ages ago, and it felt like a good time to share
Haemophilia
I was born like this
I wish I wasn't; it hurts
and I'm really scared.
next: the flute
, or
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pathew sgleiniog Posted Jan 18, 2001
can't get the hang of
blowing over the small hole?
try a milkbottle.
next: nuclear fusion
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 18, 2001
Too much isotope;
Not enough shielding, then it's
Critical mass: BOOM!
next: things you find under your lounge (couch)
, or
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- 421: Babel17 (Jan 16, 2001)
- 422: Babel17 (Jan 16, 2001)
- 423: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 16, 2001)
- 424: Lux Rothchop (wouldn't it be great if people were nice to each other for a change?) (Jan 16, 2001)
- 425: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jan 16, 2001)
- 426: FG (Jan 17, 2001)
- 427: pathew sgleiniog (Jan 17, 2001)
- 428: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 17, 2001)
- 429: pathew sgleiniog (Jan 17, 2001)
- 430: Kes (Jan 17, 2001)
- 431: Kes (Jan 17, 2001)
- 432: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 17, 2001)
- 433: Babel17 (Jan 17, 2001)
- 434: Bright Blue Shorts (Jan 17, 2001)
- 435: ox (Jan 17, 2001)
- 436: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 17, 2001)
- 437: FG (Jan 18, 2001)
- 438: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 18, 2001)
- 439: pathew sgleiniog (Jan 18, 2001)
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