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Haiku challenge!
Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Jan 23, 2001
nature abhores a
vacuum. which is why i don't
ever do housework.
next: scrollbars
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FG Posted Jan 24, 2001
Yet another thing
that goes wrong with computers.
That Bill Gates must die!
NT: Voltaire
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Jan 24, 2001
What happened to bags,
They used to be full of dust,
But now they aren't there!
NT : The sport of 'Tug of War'
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Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Jan 24, 2001
A rope and two teams
pulling, groaning and grunting
last team standing wins.
NT: synchronized swimming (I hope that's the right word for that sport...)
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 24, 2001
By doze id fillig
Bud I'm smilling all the same
If that's a sport I'm ...
A Constitutional Peasant (that's the next topic by the way)
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Jan 24, 2001
With nose pegs and smiles,
They dance in a swimming pool.
Surely not a sport!
next topic :- bikinis
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 24, 2001
Oooh! There are three topics on the table!
A historic wit
Well known for his invective
And writing "Candide"
Next topic, choose one
A Constitutional Peasant
-or-
Bikinis
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Jan 24, 2001
Itsy and bitsy,
Or teeny and weeny too.
They show lots of flesh!
Next Topic - Haikus
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Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Jan 24, 2001
A challange to write
a haiku about haikus
That must be true Zen.
NT: chocolat
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 24, 2001
Where is the trolley
Concentration is going
I NEED CHOC-O-LATE
Belly Button Fluff
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2001
Where does it come from?
And what purpose does it serve?
Is it always blue?
Next: light.
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Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Jan 24, 2001
A ray of light falls
Down directly from the sun
And tickles my nose
(I couldn't think of a haiku about navel fluff, but my first line would've been "Where does it come from" too! 
)
NT: darkness
Haiku challenge!
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 24, 2001
I'm closing my eyes
then opening the lids again
see no difference.
next: pepper and salt
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Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Jan 24, 2001
I rattle and shake
but the holes seem to be blocked.
My food stays tasteless.
To fine or to coarse
no matter how carefully
I adjust the mill.
NT: Spahgetti
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 24, 2001
twisting and turning
with fork and spoon round and round
white shirt is now red
want to have another chance?
NT: blue swede shoes
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 24, 2001
Reads better the other way round:
twisting and turning
round and round with fork and spoon
white shirt is now red
NT: blue swede shoes
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 24, 2001
Are you Finnish? No!
Swedish you say. Your shoes,
They are blue leather.
Next, Californian electricity crisis
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 24, 2001
(having trouble counting)
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Lux Rothchop (wouldn't it be great if people were nice to each other for a change?) Posted Jan 24, 2001
I must type quickly
The power from Canada
Won't last much longer
Next: Using too much electricity for your own good
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jan 24, 2001
toaster, microwave,
heaters all around the flat
fuze replaced with nail.
next: Bigfoot
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- 501: Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One (Jan 23, 2001)
- 502: FG (Jan 24, 2001)
- 503: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Jan 24, 2001)
- 504: Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) (Jan 24, 2001)
- 505: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 24, 2001)
- 506: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Jan 24, 2001)
- 507: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jan 24, 2001)
- 508: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Jan 24, 2001)
- 509: Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) (Jan 24, 2001)
- 510: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 24, 2001)
- 511: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 24, 2001)
- 512: Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) (Jan 24, 2001)
- 513: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 24, 2001)
- 514: Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) (Jan 24, 2001)
- 515: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 24, 2001)
- 516: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 24, 2001)
- 517: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jan 24, 2001)
- 518: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jan 24, 2001)
- 519: Lux Rothchop (wouldn't it be great if people were nice to each other for a change?) (Jan 24, 2001)
- 520: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Jan 24, 2001)
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