h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How did you know that was my favorite?

Umm, I didn't, I don't... Huh?

on what day were you born?

Who? is my favorite, Eternity!

*hic*

Monday, if you were asking me. If you weren't asking me, ignore that I was born on a Monday, and pretend you don't know.

Oh, In that case I must be psychic, or its just the first thing that comes to mind or you're just transmitting very strong desires for that I just picked up on.

Anyway, here we go, just for you then...

*hands SMoB the biggest bottle of she can find*

Yay, I THOUGHT I'd added you!

Oh yeah...

*sips * Thanks!

Pleasure!

Whats with the miniature silver skull?

It's, you know... a secret.

Ooooooh!! Now you got me you know... curious!

It's not impossible to find out

*Whips out magnifying glass and fine tooth comb, and prepares to scour SMoB's page for hints about miniature silver skull*

Oops!

*throws away magnifying glass and fine tooth comb, goes through kitchen cupboards. Grins when the pot scourer is located*

Innocent whistle

Or, you could just take the fun out of it like I did, and search all conversation forums for "silver skull"

How do you search conversations?

Party Pooper

Ooh thats a secret, just can't possibly tell you that!!

*After a brief excursion... returns and sits in a corner trying to look innocent, but battles to wipe a rather large smirk from her face*

Hee hee!!

*makes complicated hand gesture to SMoB*

The valiant octopus flows majestically through the night.

*looks innocent*

I'm a tuesday (the first so far it seems..woohoo...I love to be different).
Oh, and I would love a slice of....damn...can't remember the bloody forum code...ah well I'll just have an underaged instead.
That's Britain for you, child alcoholism rate higher than any other country in the world (my evidence for this...well...it's non-existent...but all the underaged kids I know are alcoholics...well...that also is a lie...but ...awww...damn...I'm just talking out of my a**e again aren't I)
I'm gonna get Christopher (my monkey butler) to get one of his friends (I think Charles is a monkey pollster) to do a big survey of underaged drinking habits...on the other hand..I might just get him to make me some tea....yeah...I think tea will do.
SOrry, I seem to have taken this whole thing slightly off topic...still....I bet you're glad I introduced you to Christopher (he's a bit shy at first, but after a while you'l find you love him more than your own children (assuming you have children...and don't care for them that much).
Okay
I'll stop talking now

hey...I put that way way after the last message I read...maybe it makes even less sense now..ahh well...I don't mind...sorry for wasting more space (It's a malicious campagin to take over the world I assure you)