The His Daddy
There was part of a man, only it wasn't a man. It was an egg. At that point, it was most definitely as much as half a man, yet it still wasn't a man. It was also as much as half a woman, only it wasn't a woman either.
It was just an egg. Eggs can be rather indecisive like that.
At some point, a whole slew of idea-ridden sperm cells came charging at the egg, each with a clear idea of the type of person they felt the egg should become. Some liked the idea of a brown-eyed, rather short man. Others liked the idea of a blue-eyed, tall woman. The egg became surrounded by their protestations, much like a stinky homeless man who suddenly has a winning lottery ticket may become.
Until the stinky, homeless egg announced its good fortune, the title of "His Daddy" belonged to no sperm. Moments later, it belonged to me. Since then, I, His Daddy, former sperm, have been the owner of the former stinky lottery ticket, and entryway to life.
Write to me. I write much better than this when it isn't 1am my time on a Tuesday morning, after I've been out all night drinking ale and bourbon.
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| Hello Hisdaddy | May 14, 2005 |
| Hi there, HisDaddy24 ... | May 13, 2005 |
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| Peer Review: A4049093 - Dating American Women | Jul 4, 2005 | Apr 10, 2008 |
| Peer Review: A4068380 - Toes | May 16, 2005 | Oct 24, 2005 |
| Hello Hisdaddy | May 14, 2005 | May 14, 2005 |
| Lottery Tickets | May 13, 2005 | No Replies |
| Hi there, HisDaddy24 ... | No Posting | May 13, 2005 |
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