h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome glad to see you’re here *waves*

Hi I’m cal, I’m your friendly neighbourhood <./>ACE</.>. (An ACE is someone who welcomes newcomers to H2G2) H2G2 or Hootoo as we call it, is a living, breathing guide to Life, the Universe and Everything, and it's something YOU can take part in. You can write entries on all manner of subjects, and if it's something you think would look good in our Edited Guide (where all the best research goes), you can submit it to Peer Review. Take a look at the <./>writing-guidelines</.> for more information.

I have brought you some to eat while you’re browsing.


Here is a useful links page A719840 It will tell you about some of the useful and entertaining places on H2G2

Keepers page A441596 I am the keeper of all things Tuc

And here are some fun places where you can be just plain silly A2334007, A2920015, A579684, A3217664, A3650474

You can drop me a line just by hitting the reply button , feel free to drop by say hello

Try U584611. We're the evil army. We're evil. We're wacky. We get into all kinds of wacky hijinxs. Plus, *hands large wads of cash out* you get free counterfeit moneybags upon joining.

I'm charging you for that advert EC

You are? To be fair, he approached me first and put me on his friends list so....

I'll join the EvilArmy

now see what you did EC?


personally you'd be better with the MotMV A2334007

I just did

cool

now you can help me


I'm on a secret mission from our supremem leader Jack to overthrow Gobben.


we're surposed to be plotting, but it's not my strong point, anyhoo, the idea is to annoy Godben as much as possible

Sweet. New Evil Army member! In your face Cal! *preforms a dance thats painful to look at*

Double sweet! Fodder for my new tabloid! Montly MotMV News.

*pokes EC*


I told you I require payment for that advert you stuck right across my welcome!!!!!

I'll make you Assistant Editor of my new tabloid.

really


is it going to be one of those really smutty ones?

You tell me Mister Assistant Editor

ohh yes I think so


*hands you a thick file of smutty stories on GB*

Ah! This will make a swell expose!

yup

You! You doctor some photos to support this story! I'll go sip iced tea and yell at Peter Parker.

peter parkers here?


*goes off to sort the pics*

Exxxcelent! Using the money from publishing these sordid details of GodBen's life I shall buy myself worldly possessions!