h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mine has...

*flirts with the Captain's wife*

What does the Captain's wife look like? a ?

Nah ... a

She might be a relation of mine.

::: sprinkles allspice on Paul's aunt :::

Christ, two days, eh?

Christ is coming in 2 days? How inconvenient! And just when I was going to get married!

Oh yes, a fine way to end the bachelorette party;

We'll all 'marry' Christ and become nuns!


*and there was much rejoicing*

Or...

not...




(cough)


*pours himself a and takes it for a walk*

I've already taken the vow of poverty. Pass the

A lot of us have, S.S.

One of my co-workers says that she
considered becoming a nun, but decided
against it because the convent
wouldn't allow her to wear her jewelry.

Not that she had much jewelry
to wear. it was just the principal
of the thing.

At least she didn't become a nun & become a principal of a school. They are a bit on the scarry side.

*realizes that he's grown a month-old beard from not shaving at the fan club since the party started, has bloodshot eyes from the continuous partying and champagne consumption, and looks so pale that he could probably pass as a heroin addict*

Okay, sorry, terrible exageration regarding the pale part...

My complexion is actually rather ruddy what with all that champagne.

And, for all the kids out there reading this, don't do drugs. It's bad for you. And illegal. And it's no laughing matter.

So, if you want to be cool, all you really need to do is be yourself....


And a pair of orange aviation/vegas shades never hurts, either

... and a slightly raggedy motorcycle jacket ...

Indeed



*reemerges freshly shaven, dressed in a sleek armani suit, and wearing his bowler*


Ahem...

I'd like to propose a toast;


. . .


To Shea,

a brilliant artist, and a fun, caring friend

who is always there with a witty remark and a shoulder to lean on

in times of both hysteric glee to the point of tears and also

when a day's been gratuitously rough,

Congratulations on finding the man of your dreams and true happiness.


I hope you've enjoyed your bachelorette party. It was the best gift I

could think up of and it is needless to say that it wouldn't have been

the same if it weren't for all of your friends who expressed a

keen interest in consuming champagne and dancing with male strippers,

all for you.


We love and think the world of you, and rightly so;

You're a lovely person.


So here's to you, Shea. If there is anyone in this world who truly

deserves happiness in the fullest in finding their soul-mate,

it is without a doubt yourself.

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Thanks, YP. That was beautiful ... and you really did make me cry.

Thank you for everything, and your friendship!