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Shea's Bachelorette Party
153745 Posted Jun 27, 2002
*peers through the window looking innocent 
and wonders just what (or whose 
...I wonder how long we can keep this up before the editors intervene...) bushes Shea was referring to...
he climbs back through the window and refills everyone's glass*
Shea's Bachelorette Party
153745 Posted Jun 27, 2002
I don't know...
That bush joke was rather lame... 
*takes of orange aviation/vegas glasses, clears the lenses with his shirt, and downs his 
*
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 27, 2002
You've all got naughty minds! Here I am being all ic and innocent! 
Shea's Bachelorette Party
153745 Posted Jun 27, 2002
*wonders if either washing his hands or drinking another twelve glasses of will clear the stain of the lame joke. He puts his sunglasses back on and tries both*
Shea's Bachelorette Party
153745 Posted Jun 27, 2002
Whoah whoah whoah!
ic?
Innocent??
But...
but...
This is your Bachelorette Party!
We've got male strippers, Paul H. stipping, more champagne than I can even comprehend, and occassional random kisses from myself! 
And it's all for you, so don't hesitate to use it all to your heart's content 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 27, 2002
Yes, ic ... and of course, you shouldn't forget the part of my name that says "Sarcastic" (even if you should forget the part that says "Parrferris").
And if I'm going to go hogwild, I will!
::: tugs on Paul H's tassels :::
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 28, 2002
Bushes?
Tassels?
I was afraid YP had landed on President Bush
in his haste to get out the window.
And now I have tassels? 
The last time I had tassels, I was going
up to the podium to get my diploma. I was young
and thin and earnest and hopeful about the future.
Then RL kicked in! 
Shea's Bachelorette Party
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 28, 2002
Come on, Paul! Can't you make them twirl in opposite directions?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 28, 2002
Of course I can do that, Shea!
See?
But why bother?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 28, 2002
Oh, great! Now we have to get smelling salts
to get Shea out of her swoon.
Let's see, 16 old salts, and they smell.
Bingo!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 28, 2002
::: comes out of her swoon :::
What's that awful 
smell?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 28, 2002
Mwahahahahahaha! 
I thought surely you would
like some sailors at your bachelorette
party, Shea.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 28, 2002
Ewww! And this one has spinach breath!
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Shea's sister, TJ's sister in law. I finally changed my details!!!! Posted Jun 29, 2002
Gross!!! Mine has breath with a slight garlic odor!! 
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