h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne.

*pours seven *

Champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne champagne.....

is right ...

~under construction/making guest list~


(don't worry, I'll be heading out once the male strippe...I mean, police officer arrives )

Oh Officer! I think I need to be frisked ... I may be concealing something ...

*giggles*

*wanders into the party, a flonkey from the Penthouse loaded down with in tow*

I heard there was a party here...

I heard someone was havin' a party...

I did too...

* in hand*

You heard right

I was going to wait until you all arrived to que the cop but apparently Shea was a bit enthusiastic and I guess the cop was as well, so he's already here, around, somewhere...

I figured that the Shea/TJ wedding wouldn't be complete if Shea wasn't thrown a bachelorette party; a party where she could simply go nuts and have the time of her life in the company of her closest friends here. So, I'm glad you could all make it

The champagne fountain's over there. The hollow cake which the other male stripper is hiding in is.... I mean, that suspiciously gratuitously large cake is over there. Feel free to help yourselves to it. And, of course, we've got the dancefloor and the THX surround sound stereo system if any of you are you in the mood to dance. Which I know I am

Can I get you anything to drink before I get down on the dancefloor?

Did someone say drink?

Well, somebody said "champagne" a whole
bunch of times. It was *you* who said
drink, Sarge.




The inky dinky spider went up the waterspout.
Along came the rain, and washed the spider out.
Along came the sun, and dried up all the rain,
And the inky dinky spider sued the water company for causing pain.
And the local farmers sued the sun for causing a drought,
So the inky dinky spider went back up the waterspout.

::: begins to cut slices out of large hollow cake :::

Anyone want a piece?

Mmm...cake

Paul dear aren't you going to jump out of one of the cakes for us?? <>

... while there's some left?

*arrives in time for cake*


what a setup!

~shudders~ at being thrown into alabaster by YP's link

everyone.
Here's a for the bachelorette.

I don't think I've ever typed that word before!

Is there any left and are there any bubbles left in that ???

And where's the stripper I was promised?

Stripper? A police officer was here doing strip searches ...

Thanks for the ! ::: shakes , listens :::