The Goldfish who is horny to varying degrees
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I'm typing on a Eurokeyboard, too, so don't panic if you see, for instance, a "@" instead of a """, or vice versa.
Well, in explanation of my name, I was named Hornygoldfish by my friends, who make up my family, so I figured they should have the right. They always called me "horny" because I was frequently lusting after and doing mildly inappropriate things with my girlfriend in public. So that is the pronoun. Goldfish comes explicitly from their (ie. goldfish) memory spans, which is known to be about three seconds. I am, to the annoyance of a lot of people, frequently found to be discussing Life, the Universe and Everything with someone in one second, and in the next chasing a particularily interesting piece of floating dust in the other. I am making none of this up.
However, I am normal compared to Greddy, who, once my friends and I start making entries, will be found to be quite insane, in that friendly eating-babies kind of way. They also drink a lot of jolt, although the combination of Greddy and sugar is like fire and napalm. Once they start, they don't stop, and most people prefer running until they die to the results of coming in contact with Sugared Greddy.
Then there's my girlfriend. Meagan is mind-numbingly perfect for me, because she is one of the only things that can tell me "good idea/bad idea" and have me actually listen for the prerequisite 4 or 5 seconds it takes her to tell me, despite my memory span.
I have a sword named "Huzzah" and a cosmic sex monkey named "Eek Eek", who, unfortunately, gets rather more sex than I do. Eek Eek is in reality a plush toy neck monkey (you know, those ones with velcros on their hands so you can wear them like a tie). This should tell you how repressed I am, which, I think, rather adds to my allure.
I like B-52's.
Hornygoldfish
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