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been gone... sorry all
Posted Jul 23, 2005
hey all i am in a odd transition right now to a better job 
so i might be posting inconsistantly please be forgiving in this. how is everyone? good i hope! and let anyone who is wondering know what is up! miss you folks
lil... 
paul... 
and have a blast in india!
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A new drinking game for dweebs!
Posted Jul 12, 2005
The guaranteed way to get smashed out of your skull quickly?
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Corbin's Star Wars Drinking Game
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Setup: have lots of alcohol ready. LOTS. Co-ed group. This game is ideal for nerds that need to get laid, because by the end even a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader would screw a pimply-faced future accountant. Also works well for groups of well acquainted friends that have always wondered what a drunken orgy or violent brawl was like.
Have Episode IV, V, and VI of Star Wars ready for a marathon.
Have large quantities of low-salt, low-sugar munchies.
Rules:
Game starts when the STAR WARS scrolling text begins for Ep.IV. During the scrolling text, all players should eat the munchies. This goes true for the other two episodes as well. If there's pot, this is also when it should be smoked. Not that anyone here would ever partake of contraband....
1. Every time someone says the word "Destiny", take a shot.
2. Every time a lightsaber is unsheathed/turned on, take a shot (not advised for the advanced game, which includes ep.I-III, unless you are in close proximity to a hospital).
3. Every time a Stormtrooper's armor fails utterly to block a blaster, lightsaber, or even a rock, take a quarter shot (we can't have you dead before episode V, after all)
4. Every time someone references that the Death Star may or may not be "fully operational", take a shot.
5. For every scene with Princess Leia in the little nothing she wears when captive at Jabba's place, everyone lose an article of clothing. (That's SCENE, not seperate camera angle)
6. Every time Vader chokes someone, take a shot.
7. At that pivotal moment where Vader reveals his true identity to Luke in Cloud City, EVERYONE look at each other and chant "Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER". Whoever laughs takes a shot and loses an article of clothing.
8. When Leia kisses Luke in Ep.IV, everyone has to yell 'INCEST IS BEST!'. Anyone laughing takes a shot and loses an article of clothing.
9. When a Death Star explodes, take a shot and bellow like an enraged Wookie!!!
10. BONUS*** If you hear R2D2 beeping, and you can actually translate it to something that makes sense for the scene, yell it out. Everyone else has to take a shot. If it doesn't make sense after all, you have to strip to your undies and everyone else doesn't have to take the shot.
11. BONUS*** Take a shot every time someone falls into the Sarlac.
12. BONUS*** Swig your beer every time C3-PO bitches.
13. LUCKY NUMBER BONUS***** The three people who are least hammered (elected by group) sit next to each other at the beginning of the Battle of Hoth. Whoever can take 13 quarter shots before the Shield Generator is destroyed is exempt from all penalties and drinks for the rest of the game.
14. SPEEDER BONUS**** Anyone rocking back and forth in front of the TV, reacting to the speeder bike scenes as if they're actually ducking a tree branch, has to chug a beer and grunt like a Wookee (best impressions!). Same goes for any space combat scene (asteroids, ducking blasters, etc).
15. JAWA/EWOK BONUS**** Every time a smallish creature such as these says something that sounds like "Oooh-tay-dee", mimic it poorly and take a shot.
At the end of the game, if you're alive, I guarantee you're either laid or laying in a pool of your own vomit. 
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:sigh:
Posted Jul 7, 2005
why is it we must do awful things to one another? it makes no sense to me? but isuppose folks have their reasons. it just makes me sad to know that people want to kill one another over God? it seems to me that if my god asked me to kill for him/her then that would not be a god i wish to follow. but it seems that the spirit of aries still holds true in mans heart. that the prevalant need to cause war and strife are above all things still held closely by many in this world. perhaps i am just a silly dreamer 
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ohhhh... fun with crime!!!
Posted Jul 6, 2005
http://www.themafiaboss.com
this is highly addictive!!!!!
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Homunculus
Posted Jun 30, 2005
Control the flow make it rush
Nuance of life in one hand
Create a form of dust and shadow
Give it life in a new body
Control life make it breathe
Subtle plays of word and verse
Teach how to live
Take the body make it bend
Control words make them sing
Never complete in form
Return the soul to the flow
Give hope where there is none
Control the rage make it turn
What are you who will you be
Love that which you do not know
Take the lesson hold it close
Control nothing make it free
We stand upon the next stage
Evolve beyond the ties that bind
Give unto the homunculus for it is you
-W.C. "Steerpike" White II
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