h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The guaranteed way to get smashed out of your skull quickly?

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Corbin's Star Wars Drinking Game
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Setup: have lots of alcohol ready. LOTS. Co-ed group. This game is ideal for nerds that need to get laid, because by the end even a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader would screw a pimply-faced future accountant. Also works well for groups of well acquainted friends that have always wondered what a drunken orgy or violent brawl was like.

Have Episode IV, V, and VI of Star Wars ready for a marathon.

Have large quantities of low-salt, low-sugar munchies.

Rules:

Game starts when the STAR WARS scrolling text begins for Ep.IV. During the scrolling text, all players should eat the munchies. This goes true for the other two episodes as well. If there's pot, this is also when it should be smoked. Not that anyone here would ever partake of contraband....

1. Every time someone says the word "Destiny", take a shot.

2. Every time a lightsaber is unsheathed/turned on, take a shot (not advised for the advanced game, which includes ep.I-III, unless you are in close proximity to a hospital).

3. Every time a Stormtrooper's armor fails utterly to block a blaster, lightsaber, or even a rock, take a quarter shot (we can't have you dead before episode V, after all)

4. Every time someone references that the Death Star may or may not be "fully operational", take a shot.

5. For every scene with Princess Leia in the little nothing she wears when captive at Jabba's place, everyone lose an article of clothing. (That's SCENE, not seperate camera angle)

6. Every time Vader chokes someone, take a shot.

7. At that pivotal moment where Vader reveals his true identity to Luke in Cloud City, EVERYONE look at each other and chant "Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER". Whoever laughs takes a shot and loses an article of clothing.

8. When Leia kisses Luke in Ep.IV, everyone has to yell 'INCEST IS BEST!'. Anyone laughing takes a shot and loses an article of clothing.

9. When a Death Star explodes, take a shot and bellow like an enraged Wookie!!!

10. BONUS*** If you hear R2D2 beeping, and you can actually translate it to something that makes sense for the scene, yell it out. Everyone else has to take a shot. If it doesn't make sense after all, you have to strip to your undies and everyone else doesn't have to take the shot.

11. BONUS*** Take a shot every time someone falls into the Sarlac.

12. BONUS*** Swig your beer every time C3-PO bitches.

13. LUCKY NUMBER BONUS***** The three people who are least hammered (elected by group) sit next to each other at the beginning of the Battle of Hoth. Whoever can take 13 quarter shots before the Shield Generator is destroyed is exempt from all penalties and drinks for the rest of the game.

14. SPEEDER BONUS**** Anyone rocking back and forth in front of the TV, reacting to the speeder bike scenes as if they're actually ducking a tree branch, has to chug a beer and grunt like a Wookee (best impressions!). Same goes for any space combat scene (asteroids, ducking blasters, etc).

15. JAWA/EWOK BONUS**** Every time a smallish creature such as these says something that sounds like "Oooh-tay-dee", mimic it poorly and take a shot.

At the end of the game, if you're alive, I guarantee you're either laid or laying in a pool of your own vomit.

my supervisor at work came up with this

You could have given us that last week for the hootoo paaarrrttttayyy!

is that not brilliant!?

It most certainly is!

what's a dweeb?

what's a dweeb?

geek... nerd... fanboy... poindexter. anyone who like star wars or star trek... me (at times)

... I have a friend who is a Trekkie

"Beam me up Scottie!!"