Journal Entries
no other course
Posted Jun 15, 2005
well some fool figured with my slender build, my prefrence for glasses over my contacts, the fact that i can enunciate while still a proud child of the south, and the fact i have better fasion sense that fungus that i was some push over. i went out last night with a lady friend (one of the bridesmaides that attacked me!) and the crettin decided he wanted to "show her a good time". and he would run me off. hee hee... well what he did not figure on was A: i have been boxing since child hood. B: have studied the philosophies of Bruce Lee among other martial arts. C: the girl i was with while pettite is a 3 degree black belt in karate and has studied Akido. D: i am well like, know and respected at this club (which i do security for from time to time) so after about my 3 round of triple strength martinis her fourth cosmo and his "last" beer... we had collectivly had enough of each other (or at least me and her with him)and i proceded to let him no about his inadequacies as a man and the fact that his mother did not know his father... just enough to do what was asked by the tender/owner, make him swing first. he did and missed (badly i though he was going to beat me cause i was laughing too hard) tyrone, a large black man who i do computer work for and also work security at this establishment, throws me a "security shirt" i throw it on a proceed to re-educate this chap on the finer points of shut the F%^& up. he leaves, his prosterior first... and me and my lovely assistant (i knocked him into the bar and she grabed his head and banged it on the counter fairly hard... so cute) continued to have a merry time with drinks on the house. 
so the moral of this story: no matter what you do you have to know where your security shirt AND your towel are!
(disclaimer: i do not condone violence of any kind... but sometimes you just gotta open up the "can" and see what happens
)
Discuss this Journal entry [8]
Latest reply: Jun 15, 2005
Echi Bawwa Pinchie Nippole!
Posted Jun 13, 2005
Work sucks... but what is worse is being a person with high moral standards!
i could have had it! in the fricking palm of my hand... literaly!!!!
what is a man to do when he has two tippsy women very randy ready to to go and you know... YOU KNOW that their signifigant other is close to a shotgun and asleep!!!! well me i cop a feel and then return to reason talk them out of it... which was hard (no pun) and get them both to their respective beds un molested... am i an idiot or just unique in this world? ugh. strippers are going to be the end of me! 
Discuss this Journal entry [15]
Latest reply: Jun 13, 2005
Yawn...
Posted Jun 7, 2005
Well another day has come and i still can't wake up! Sad! i was going to try and write something down that was provocative but alas i have nothing to say of intrest. AH well! so be it.
Discuss this Journal entry [4]
Latest reply: Jun 7, 2005
My other Journal
Posted Jun 2, 2005
though in life i am a happy go lucky guy it is not without its dark side... my live journal is open to any who wish to see the darkness in an artists soul.. i invite you to explore... you have been warned!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_steerpike/
Discuss this Journal entry [1]
Latest reply: Jun 2, 2005
Steerpike369
Researcher U1522081
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."