h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well some fool figured with my slender build, my prefrence for glasses over my contacts, the fact that i can enunciate while still a proud child of the south, and the fact i have better fasion sense that fungus that i was some push over. i went out last night with a lady friend (one of the bridesmaides that attacked me!) and the crettin decided he wanted to "show her a good time". and he would run me off. hee hee... well what he did not figure on was A: i have been boxing since child hood. B: have studied the philosophies of Bruce Lee among other martial arts. C: the girl i was with while pettite is a 3 degree black belt in karate and has studied Akido. D: i am well like, know and respected at this club (which i do security for from time to time) so after about my 3 round of triple strength martinis her fourth cosmo and his "last" beer... we had collectivly had enough of each other (or at least me and her with him)and i proceded to let him no about his inadequacies as a man and the fact that his mother did not know his father... just enough to do what was asked by the tender/owner, make him swing first. he did and missed (badly i though he was going to beat me cause i was laughing too hard) tyrone, a large black man who i do computer work for and also work security at this establishment, throws me a "security shirt" i throw it on a proceed to re-educate this chap on the finer points of shut the F%^& up. he leaves, his prosterior first... and me and my lovely assistant (i knocked him into the bar and she grabed his head and banged it on the counter fairly hard... so cute) continued to have a merry time with drinks on the house.

so the moral of this story: no matter what you do you have to know where your security shirt AND your towel are!

(disclaimer: i do not condone violence of any kind... but sometimes you just gotta open up the "can" and see what happens)

thoughts

it was just a bad tuesday all around by the sounds of it lol... ugh!

So it seems

i hate being that way and i realy hate someone pushed me that far.. if it was just me i would have brushed it of but he was being very lewd to her and had been that way since he walked in the club the owner told me. he was glad to be rid of him. first confrontation in almost 10 years... i even tried buying the guy a fricking drink to no avail... some people never understand i suppose sad realy.

Some people are not civilised

a little ol Janx and they lose it

So it seems