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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Dec 12, 2002
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Dec 13, 2002
Life is a tomato? After a few days it gets soft, and if you try to cut it, it squirts all over? 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 13, 2002
Well yes, haven't you noticed that? 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 13, 2002
Just make sure you keep a needle & thread nearby if you do
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Dec 13, 2002
How would you stuff the seeds back in, though?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 13, 2002
You're not afraid to get your fingers dirty are you? 
Besides, any that escape can be used to propogate new life
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Dec 13, 2002
Of course I'm afraid of getting my fingers dirty, you silly !
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Dec 13, 2002
I just thought I'd share this:
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 13, 2002
Life'd be easier if everyone had tentacles
And we're doing our best to perpetuate that little artifact
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elwood Posted Dec 13, 2002
He shows up for a day Shea and we can't help but fall all over ourselves to talk to him.
*falls*
Hi there Ottie!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Dec 15, 2002
Life is a tomato: it starts off green, turns red, goes brown, gets stinky and... hey, that makes no sense. 
How about I just stick to 
s?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 15, 2002
At least until we get a further explanation of the tomato thesis
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Dec 18, 2002
Life is like a tomato ...
It must be nurtured when it's a seed, and put into a metal bracket to keep it from falling over. Occasionally, you must pick ugly green worms off it. Once it's ripe, you rip it from it's home and slice it to pieces or mash it to pulp, and make a sauce. Then you have a nice dinner.
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Little Mischief Posted Jan 5, 2003
well, i was going to wait until the 25th to post here and make it an even 2 years, but i've just discovered that i won't be online on the 25th so now it'll have to be
life is like a 
: slimy and icky.
it's a good thing h2g2 isn't like that!
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