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elwood Posted Aug 27, 2001
All items come with Aromareality - not only does Shea Stadium smell exactly like the authentic location...so do the collectors plates and the laminated photo of Ottox.
Yes you can experience all the smells of Ottox's apartment as if you were really there! The socks that missed the hamper last month, the sandwich he was munching last week still under his couch...yes and even that green furry indecernable landscape in the back of his refrigerator...are all yours free with this purchase!!!
How can you say no?!!!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 28, 2001
Good grief 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 28, 2001
He should really tidy up before they come to measure for the replica ...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 28, 2001
How come it looks like Ottox but smells like his apartment? Shouldn't it smell like Ottox?
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elwood Posted Aug 28, 2001
That is probably the first time that request has ever been made!
But, no special orders!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 29, 2001
After all, you can't give us the good deal for special orders!
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elwood Posted Aug 29, 2001
You can have the extra letters but we keep the plate, the Ottox photo, and the Aromareality and while we're at it give us that lamp over in the corner and that ottoman and how about that cat!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 29, 2001
I don't want the 
any more now.
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elwood Posted Aug 30, 2001
Has anyone ever heard Garrison Kiellor's routine on accent cats - only choosing a cat because it goes with the decor - and they're old cats so they don't move much or spray the furniture!
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elwood Posted Sep 4, 2001
THERE'S LIFE OUT THERE!!!
Is that really you Ottox?
Looks like your typing...
Sounds like your typing...
Feels like your typing...
Smells like your typing...
It is you!
Hi.
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Ottox Posted Sep 4, 2001
You know, *some* of us can't hang around here *all* the time! 
Hi! 
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- 83: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 28, 2001)
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- 85: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 28, 2001)
- 86: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 28, 2001)
- 87: elwood (Aug 28, 2001)
- 88: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 29, 2001)
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- 90: Ottox (Aug 29, 2001)
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- 92: elwood (Aug 29, 2001)
- 93: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 29, 2001)
- 94: elwood (Aug 29, 2001)
- 95: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 29, 2001)
- 96: elwood (Aug 30, 2001)
- 97: elwood (Sep 4, 2001)
- 98: Ottox (Sep 4, 2001)
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