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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 20, 2001
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 23, 2001
No, they'll double the cost, but they come with a set of steak knives 
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elwood Posted Aug 23, 2001
...and they dice...they slice...they whittle off unwanted letters!
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elwood Posted Aug 23, 2001
You also get this portable TV that travels wherever you go...so you never again have to miss your favorite program. (or infomercial)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 23, 2001
How much would you pay for this? Don't answer yet ...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 24, 2001
For an extra five cents, yes, just FIVE CENTS, we're throwing in a set of limited edition memorial plates, each with its own unique number on it. Now normally, these plates are worth hundreds of dollars, but if you act NOW these plates can be yours, with the set of knives and the added letters for just an extra FIVE CENTS. It's an unbelievable bargain!
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elwood Posted Aug 24, 2001
Each of the plates commemorates the momentous occasion when St. Sad, Mad, or Bad (or Buttercup) added another letter! How can you pass this offer up?!!!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 24, 2001
Relive those happy days when she was just Sad and Mad; remember that touching moment when the first ( was introduced! Laugh with her as she attained that wonderful 'or', and cry with us when she was just St.Sad!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 25, 2001
If you ACT NOW, we'll throw in this beautiful laminated photo of Ottox 
<-- and for the bargain price of an extra $6000 we'll have it autographed for you!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 27, 2001
Would you prefer this one? --> 
I'm sure the other one looks more like you though...
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elwood Posted Aug 27, 2001
Of course how could we forget the stunning display case
for these plates and laminated photo.
Yes it is an exact replica of Shea Stadium
made from genuine Michigan Elwood.
It's breathtaking isn't it folks!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 27, 2001
::: sniffs replica of Shea Stadium :::
But a little *too* realistic ...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 27, 2001
But wait! There's more!!!
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- 64: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 23, 2001)
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- 66: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 23, 2001)
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- 70: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 24, 2001)
- 71: elwood (Aug 24, 2001)
- 72: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 24, 2001)
- 73: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 24, 2001)
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- 75: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 25, 2001)
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- 77: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Aug 27, 2001)
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