h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There isn't enough Ottox to love lately.

I remember Ottox ... I still have his SOREC on my dresser ... *wistful sigh*

There's always enough Ottox to love!

Just not here....

*burp*

But where is *here*?

Not *there*

Ottox

Not here, either.

It's a big world, but Ottox can only be in *one* place. There's the rub. We could send out agents to track him down, but we have so few clues. We know that he's a Nordic biped, and that's about it. If he had an extra head or arm or leg (or some combination thereof), he would stand out and be easier to spot. Hmmmm.

Then aain, he's probably having so much fun wherever he actually *is* that it would be unfair to disturb him by trying to contact him.
So, we wait here until he returns. Sometimes the laziest way is also the simplest way, and the simplest way is the best way.

you could try over there...

I want Ottox back!

So do I, but let's hold out hope that he will be returned on the day after Christmas.

Probably a better chance to have him return(ed) here *before* Christmas than on the day after.

Either way would be fine with me.

*has a feeling that Noonespecial is someone special, indeed*

Was it the rolled eye smiley that gave you that idea, Amy?

That, amongst other things that I actually can't remember now

Well, I apreciate it that you gave me the hint, as I (the dunderhead who is terminally clueless) woujld not have guessed in a million years. Not that I have a million years left.

But don't you forget that Ottox doesn't like that smiley very much?

*waves/hugs/smooches/etc*

Thank you for dropping in and making my day, Ottox.

I got an etc from Ottox!