h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's this sound...

*geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*

...that was me getting up from a chair.

Now, really, what is this place coming to when Ottox's fans don't even post any more?

A sad, sad state of affairs.

I love you Ottox.

Awwww...

anyone?

Wow, this reminds me of the old days when we used to madly post to eachothers' conversations and try to get to the top of the most prolific posters list.

Until they stole that statistic.

Probably a good thing!


YAY! and es!

Can't beat it's even nicer cleaning up the mess

Calorie-free too, so no excuses!

I like calories!

Calories like me, a little too much. They adhere to my midsection .

Mine too.

Cheeky little aren't they?

Yeah. What we should do is EAT them! That'll show them!!

Ahahahaha!



Oh, wait...

Eating them is easier than not eating them.

*waves*



With your hands on your hips

When I think of waves, I think of the sea....



Somewhere, beyond the sea,
Someone's waiting for me....

When I think of waves, I think of my old a capella quartet...

Syphyllis and the Waves.


*sings*
Syphyllis I saw sitting all alone
Feeding her flock near to the mountain side.
The shepherds knew not,
they knew not whither she was gone,
But after her lover Amyntas hied,
Up and down he wandered
whilst she was missing;
When he found her,
O then they fell a-kissing.

Lovers come and go, but herpes is forever.

How sweet.

I'm not speaking from personal experience, so I could be wrong on that.