47 and counting. 37 and parsing. Remaining time until answers expected: 1,071,428 and a half million years.

I wallow in insights emanating from life turned on its head. Hence, “Chewfronta”. Mr. Adams was a master of pithy upside-downness. His wisdom, like ethereal lightning, left burn marks on the mind.

Recipe: In a Pyrex mind, mix 2 measures hydrogen with 2 rashers of giddium. The hydrogen makes the humor smite and puffy. Serve hot. Guests drool. –from the inflating universe of gratitude to the wholly remarkable DNA, who helped power the expansion. He knew The Meaning of Lift.

And that is how I got here.

I am too newbie to pen aught else, saving only this. I wander in the lower dimensions, wasting time devising bumper stickers for the arse-end of the WWW, which is the quintessence of Push-Me_Pull-You. However, when “the whole at last resolve[s] itself out of existence”, my words will be the final, dwindling image in myriad browser eyes.


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