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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jul 15, 2004
::: cowers in the corner from all the sporks :::
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jul 15, 2004
*pats Gook on head* Oh, poor Gook. It's okay.
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 15, 2004
Can I have my 
s back?
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jul 15, 2004
Did someone take them?
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Severa Posted Jul 15, 2004
Blasphemy! There is no such thing as too many sporks! Get in front of the target!
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jul 15, 2004
Oh, I think he can be forgiven. It was an honest mistake.
Coren: Orgaladhad
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 15, 2004
That's right, you can *never* have too many s! That's why I have an extensive collection of them. 
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jul 16, 2004
Indeed. My spork is sitting in a milkcrate come TV stand a couple feet to my right... handy in case my dorm room becomes invaded by Mongols or the like.
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 16, 2004
It could happen! 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jul 16, 2004
I think Sir Loin is one spork short of an Armoury to make sure a dire and reprehensible error by saying Tuesday.
... I mean Wimpy.
On second thoughts, it's not so bad.
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jul 16, 2004
Coren: *smirk* Orgaladhad means Thursday.
*points at Coren* He said it, not me! Don't hurt me!
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jul 16, 2004
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jul 16, 2004
Coren: Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Thurs-mmph
Esty: Thank you, Garrett, for shutting him up.
Garrett: I thank the Thingites for giving me a reason to shut him up. *
es Coren again*
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jul 17, 2004
...
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jul 17, 2004
Coren: Thursday Thursday Thurs-uuuh
Esty: Thank you, Lock, for knocking him ou-uuuh
Lock: Huh. They're both annoying.
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jul 17, 2004
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jul 17, 2004
Lock: What are you laughing at? *venemous glare*
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madmonk-of wine and wibble, contemplator of those little specks you can only see in the sunlight and everyone says are NOT dust Posted Jul 17, 2004
Is this where I get my armor and weapons?
I need a titanium wine gobblet and some funky monky robe wear....
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Jul 17, 2004
This is supposed to be where you get you weapons, yes. You'll need a map... Hey, Gook, how do you find the maps of this place?
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madmonk-of wine and wibble, contemplator of those little specks you can only see in the sunlight and everyone says are NOT dust Posted Jul 18, 2004
I need a map.
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