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Dish of the day - nominations here
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Apr 15, 2003
..... *goes to sleep* 
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Apr 15, 2003
*still awake and wondering why lady Scott ran off*
turvy
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Lady Scott Posted Apr 16, 2003
*points to subject line*
Somebody nominated *me*!!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 16, 2003
Dinnertime!<evil
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Lady Scott Posted Apr 16, 2003
You wouldn't want to eat someone who's sick, would you?
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Apr 16, 2003
'Twas I, fair Lady Scott and I will not be held responsible for these paltroons who insist on misinterpreting the meaning of Dish!
turvy
*lets go of spike and wanders off holding on to smoldering bits of flesh someone (naming no names but you know who you are) tried to slice off and eat!*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Apr 16, 2003
.... *wakes up*
safe from what?
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Apr 16, 2003
Who?...
When?......
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Lady Scott Posted Apr 16, 2003
Oh, now *this* is a lively crew....
What are ye? Thingites or sleepers??!?
Speaking of sleep...
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Farlander Posted Apr 17, 2003
lady scott, if you are still dish of the day, it would *not* be a good idea to fall asleep! especially not in the company of people with
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 17, 2003
*sneaks up on Lady S. with a big sword*
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Apr 17, 2003
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Farlander Posted Apr 18, 2003
i told ya not to sleep! 
alas, poor angelecon - about to become sir ralph's supper...
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Lady Scott Posted Apr 18, 2003
Actually, come to think of it...
That might be an effective weight loss method...
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Farlander Posted Apr 18, 2003
assuming, of course, the butcher knows when to stop trimming.
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Lady Scott Posted Apr 18, 2003
I can assure you, it would take him a while on me...
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Farlander Posted Apr 18, 2003
in that case, why don't you have whatever excess turned into subcutaneous fat? arthur dent said that it was possible in california, no? (see 'so long, and thanks for all the fish for details) it would be safer than having sir ralph hack away with a blunt sword...
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Dish of the day - nominations here
- 10701: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Apr 15, 2003)
- 10702: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Apr 15, 2003)
- 10703: Lady Scott (Apr 16, 2003)
- 10704: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 16, 2003)
- 10705: Lady Scott (Apr 16, 2003)
- 10706: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Apr 16, 2003)
- 10707: Lady Scott (Apr 16, 2003)
- 10708: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Apr 16, 2003)
- 10709: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Apr 16, 2003)
- 10710: Lady Scott (Apr 16, 2003)
- 10711: Farlander (Apr 17, 2003)
- 10712: Lady Scott (Apr 17, 2003)
- 10713: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 17, 2003)
- 10714: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Apr 17, 2003)
- 10715: Lady Scott (Apr 18, 2003)
- 10716: Farlander (Apr 18, 2003)
- 10717: Lady Scott (Apr 18, 2003)
- 10718: Farlander (Apr 18, 2003)
- 10719: Lady Scott (Apr 18, 2003)
- 10720: Farlander (Apr 18, 2003)
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