h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

da da, da da dada, da da dadad da da, da da da dada da da dada, dada dada dada,

*hole opens in floor*
zp's head pops out.


am i forgiven yet? i'll promise not to try and take over the world again,

I'll forgive you then.

*Pulls ZP out of hole using toilet plunger*

There and don't do it again or we'll flush next time.

What shall we do tonight ZP?
Same thing we do every night, JQ, we're going to try and take over the world!

Nonoonnononono, just kidding.

*grabs plunger that is still attached to ZP's head and looks at him expectantly waiting for an answer.*

Well?

i won't try to take over the world...

Swear an oath then or push down on this plunger hard.

i swear, i wont try to take over the world, (at least while anyone's looking) -*scouts honour*

Can I help you take over the world, and join in with ruling it?

It's a trick, ZP, don't say yes!!!!!!!

No, get it right, Its a no-win situation, if he says yes then he has to share the rulership of the world, if he says no, I push him down the toilet and flush it. If hes clever he'll work out the better of the two.

If he says yes then you'll push him down the toilet, if he says no then you'll push him down the loo. No-win, no-win.

No! If he says yes then I'll let him go and take over the world, and I'll help, if he says no then I'll flush him down the loo.

I would offer you some paracetamol but the parrots-eat-em-all.

i had just read the part about the Trekkies and i would like to submit my part in all of this

" on this away mission will be myself *aka-capitain kirk* Spok, Doctor McCoy, and Ensign Expendable."

*Giggles*

Don't wear the red shirt!!!!!



AIEEEEE!!!!!!



I tried to warn you....

heh

well Lady Scott! another beautiful statement!

Not only a red shirt, but also red cheeks.

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