h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've always said that if somethings worth saying once it's worth saying twice

As for drugs ... I'm with Lady Scott on this one ... unless I'm dying I don't take them ... means that if and when I do think they might be a good idea, the effect is phenomenal! One neurofen and I'm out for a month ... an aspirin and I can't feel my body ... as for non-medical drugs ... never seen the point of inhaling something made my a man in a shed in Holland .... .... each to their own mind ...

... i take medical drugs everytime i am sick... i dont touch weed and stuf like that, but i do wish i was old enough to drink

Trust me, once you're old enough to drink you start yearning for the days when a mars bar and a can of coke was enough to make you buzz for a week ... in those days candy-floss and irn-bru was about as high as you could get ... ad booze, the highs stay the same it's just you wake up feeling like a badger has dropped his shopping in your mouth ...

nice imagery there

Especially since badgers eat things like slug and worms.

I already gave Ted his Lady Scott, never fear!

And as far as being sick, I figure God put over-the-counter drugs on this green earth for a reason, and I'm gonna use 'em! Pass the Nyquil!

Ah i see that you have not encountered the rare Man-eating badger of the Yukon have you? Mean creature, many a silver miner has been lost to this seemingly innocent creature....

BEWARE!!!

Oh good, I'm glad you gave Ted his ... it just looked like the post had sat there ignored for a while....


I didn't say I never take over the counter meds, it's just that I only do it when I feel like I really, really, really need them.

I sometimes take an aspirin, that's all. Anyway, weed is grown in apartments, not sheds, and XTC is made in semi-detached bungalows, just so you know

my uncle lived in a bungalow, until it turned out the previous owner had a weed room hidden between some walls....

At least the place didn't catch fire

That would have been bad...

Very, many problems caused

actually he found it after his kid set fire to the room.... lots of the good smoke kinda gave him the ideal

I can see it

WOAH! DUDE! where all this smo..... man im hungry, I wonder if we have any Cheetos...

WOAH!! theres a fire in here, man, and a lot of smoke, and some high tech irragation equipment, and some tall pla... man where are those cheetos?

Friend of mine's got some weed under his bed

my uncle says it grows better in the ditch in front of ur house, and no one looks in the ditch anyway so as long as u clean it up every day u got urself plenty of the grass

You shouldn't have to mow the grass in the ditch any more than the grass in your yard, should you?

Yeah, then someday council workers bring the pressurehoses and you got a big problem

aww, I live in the city and all we have are stupid tree-strips...

Then move to a city with smart tree-strips!


Honestly, you people just aren't thinking about this stuff....