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Post 8701

Shea the Sarcastic

Not as spiffy as the barbed smiley - spork of death ... but spiffy nonetheless ... smiley - winkeye


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Post 8702

Pete *not quite dead yet*

*giggle*
Spiffyness.
Gotta love that barbed smiley - spork of death!
(and Shea :D)
-Pete


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Post 8703

Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts

*pulls out ancient smiley - spork of death*
hey i wonder? if i crystal plate this would it still be a spork of death?
*looks evilly at PS*
smiley - devil


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Post 8704

Lady Scott

Remember children, our smiley - sporks should be used only for good and never for evil


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Post 8705

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

*scoffs*

smiley - winkeye


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Post 8706

Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts

smiley - devil


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Post 8707

Lady Scott

smiley - yikes


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Post 8708

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

smiley - run


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Post 8709

Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts

oh u ladies are safe, only men are target by mesmiley - winkeye
for i don't need the compettition so i'll smite thee smiley - devil
*flies after every guy with the ancient spork of death*


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Post 8710

Lady Scott

*feels safer now*


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Post 8711

Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last

:smiley - spork flashes brightly as powerfield switches on, then a second blade flashes out of the other end smiley - discodouble-endedsmiley - spork!smiley - bigeyes:
You Insult my honour good sir Angelecon, but i shan't smite thee now, for i have just learned that i will be studying the Matrix as my media topic in English smiley - biggrin


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Post 8712

Shea the Sarcastic

Good! So that's settled then!


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Post 8713

random fat bird

Oy, no smiting while I'm not about to help *sulks*


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Post 8714

Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts

sorry zog but i have defences against all attacks, and i do mean all smiley - devil


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Post 8715

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

Oh. Um. Erm. smiley - erm


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Post 8716

Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last

Well I have attacks for all defences, so therefore it's irresistable force vs. immovable object smiley - erm stalemate then i guess


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Post 8717

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

I couldn't have a handful of Tacks in that case could I ... you see all my fences have fallen down ... smiley - ok

smiley - cheesecake do as payment?


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Post 8718

Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last

smiley - groan


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Post 8719

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

Thing is, I think I might want a Uniform too... And if I understand correctly, since it's a uniform, there must only be one form to fill, right?


Thanks smiley - blacksheep


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Post 8720

Ineffable, <Boing>-King!!!

Ummm, and as for the smiley - spork of death, umm, I feel I'm not exactly entitled to know of/use it!!?? I must admit that I must seem a bit confused, but the again, I am.... so if anyone can get me one of those gravitational stabilizers so I can stop floating amuck in this whole magnificent universe I've just discovered that is H2G2, I'd be glad to see things in my narrow, upright, human vision a bit before I'd lift off again!

Thanks... Ohh, yeah, and as for defenses and attacks, ummm, No need for that here folks....


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