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Living on a Spork and a prayer
random fat bird Posted Jul 28, 2002
Me neither, I think it;s just rolling gently down an incline
Congrats on the sub ed thingie Strider.... Thingism will take over the world, you just watch
Living on a Spork and a prayer
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jul 28, 2002
i have to dissagree, i only have u forums left that are at all active 
but that may just be from the summer
Rumplesporkskin
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 29, 2002
*watches as Lady Scott sits at her spinning wheel keeping the thread going*
:::brings in piles of straw to spin into gold:::
Rumplesporkskin
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 29, 2002
Get a move on! We'll be needing enough gold to retire with!
*poke*
Rumplesporkskin
Lady Scott Posted Jul 29, 2002
*spins*
Deja vu.....
I feel like someone out of a fairy tale....
*continues spinning at lightning speed*
*gold thread piles up on the floor*
Rumplesporkskin
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 29, 2002
I want that thread neatly wound onto spools by morning! Here's another shipment of straw!
:::piles straw to the rafters:::
Finish it up and you'll be rewarded ... if not, your firstborn child will be shipped off to England to live with an ostrich.
Get cracking! *whip*
Rumplesporkskin
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 29, 2002
Did that seem harsh?
Rumplesporkskin
Lady Scott Posted Jul 29, 2002
*continues spinning as fast a possible*
Yes, massa!
*winds thread onto spools with my feet since my hands are occupied by the spinning wheel*
*faints from exhaustion*
Rumplesporkskin
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 29, 2002
These golden spools smell like feet!
You'll have to start over! Mwa haaa haaa haaa!!!
:::piles straw well past the rafters:::
Rumplesporkskin
Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Jul 29, 2002
I was just joshing you, Lady Scott! Here, take these all-expense paid tickets to [insert name of destination of your choice].
Have fun! 
Rumplesporkskin
Lady Scott Posted Jul 29, 2002
Oooooohhhh..... I always wanted to go somewhere over the rainbow.....
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Pinniped Posted Jul 29, 2002
Err...What Ho?
...
...
......I'm Pinniped, newly-inducted...yeah. Dark-Eyed Nemesis of Very Nearly All Things Piscine...
...I've come for my Spork, I guess. Yeah?
Err, well...the arsenal and the uniform-ity (?) are very nice, but what I could really use on this particular mission is a Penguin-Calendar. You got one?
I hope you don't mind, but can we leave out the helmets and breastplates and stuff for now? I think I'd probably sink, kind of. Probably...yeah...
Oh, and sorry about the greeting. I thought that was the kind of thing you said to coves in threads like this. No, it wasn't a reference to the calling of any of these nice ladies. Sorry...
P.
Rumplesporkskin
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jul 29, 2002
spork eh? now where would u get one of those
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Jul 29, 2002
Erm... here, when one of the spork giver outers turns up again, and I reckon Ekki would be the guy to ask about Penguin calendars, though he seems to be an Elephant at the moment...
Rumplesporkskin
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jul 29, 2002
*scratches chin and leaves thread quietly so as not to disturb the loony's*
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jul 29, 2002
My mother is so weird...
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