h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can vouch for our goddess and a quick round of Monty python verses she would not be adverse to....


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AIIM A LUMBERJACK AN' AIM OKAAY- I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AN I WORKS ALL DAY

*potters about in a chaotic manner (is there any other?) and wonders who has eaten her copy of Monty Python Sings*

*decides that the sock monsters must be branching out*

*remembers that there are a few pieces of Python singery on her laptop*

*get's really upset that the laptop is not charged up*

*stomps away to smite her uni work*

*grins*

Oooooo! Gratuitous uni work smiting! You just gotta love this place.

If you ever need any uni work smiting, I'm your goddess. Just think what kind of excuse it would make as well. "I'm sorry I could not write the essay, but my work was subject of an eris driven smite!"

*sits on her cloud giggling in a childish styleee*

*gets slightly distracted by Clive's very passable rendition of the Lumberjack song, but was slightly dismayed he missed off the dead parrot sketch from just before it*

*prepares to smita all that needs to be smitten!*

*puts down her smiting stick and wanders of to get a cup of earl grey as she needs more energy for all this smiting*

Are there any cloud smileys? I need a cloud!! I can't keep sitting on an invisible cloud *gets all a bit petulent*

I've got 90,000 pounds in my pyjamas
I've got 40,000 french francs in my fridge
I've got lots of lovely Lira
now the Deutsche Marks getting dearer
And my dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn Bridge

Just thought you should know

if i may ask who's Monty python,
and why's this singing going on?

Eris ... in answer to your question, there isn't a cloud, but there is a which is basically just a cloud with legs if you half close your eyes and look the other way ...

<> ... Sheep? What sheep? ... I'm a cloud with legs ... promise </>

the palendrom of bolton would be notlob.

no it wouldnt, it would have to be notlobolton

... or indeed boltonotlob

gnih wha bala hala halah gnat fik keik keikke

This is the Swahili for me ... bet you didn't know that ... was going to Palindrome it but couldn't be rrrr'ed

ice quit clan thing

*Sigh* My Uni days are long behind me...

I humbly grovel in the presence of our great Goddess of the thingites (upon her ) and ask respectfully ask that she move into smitting things like 'Having to get out of bed in the morning', 'taxes' and 'one day weekends'...

As a show of my great and profound respect of the all-knowing and wonderess Goddess Eris I will hereby sacrifice this in her name!



*scrunch*
*scrunch*
*Scrunch*

Mmmmmm!

i have been gone so long i am in fault,
not keeping up with things at vault.
so tell me please what's going on,
since i am bewildered, this upon.

Here's one for the goddess,
We love the Yangtse, Yangtse-Kiang
Flowing from Yushu, Down to Ching-Kiang
Passing through Chung-King, Wuhan and Hoo-kow
3000 miles, but it gets there somehow,
Oh! Szechwan's the province, and Shanghai's the port,
And Yangtse's the river that we all support.

And did I hear someone ask who Monty Python was? Good joke! Anyone else here not a student? (would do, but I'm too old now, was fun at the time though).

Must tell you lord of infantry
That the Pythons were kings of comedy
And all this singings going on
For the cheer of a merry song.

So with your gifts of song and rhyme
And as the goddess has given a sign
Won't you join our happy tune
We'd dearly love to sing with you.
*how the hell do you keep this rhyming lark up? It's harder than it looks!*

I shall consider all of the smiting that needs to be done, just leave me a message on my page and I'll get around to it as soon as is divinely possible. Thanks for the idea, but it might be a bit cruel to sit on a maybe I could have a pet and call it cloud?
Anyway, I am going to fair with the ostrich this evening so I must potter off

Now there's an idea...

What? The pet or the smiting or going to fair with clive? The fair thing didn't happen anyway *floats off on her cloud with her pet cloud *