h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Happy go's off to find some more popcorn

*Corrupt appears angrily*

Awhile back, we were having an affair, but you ignored it! Dang you!

*Corrupt dissappears in a puff of red smoke*

*Refrains from comment*

Okay, I think I've got it:

A cavern with just enough light that Kudos can see Happydude. And the acoustics are so good that no matter how hard Kudos tries to cover his ears, Happydude will be heard. I think I'll make the cavern your standard "Maze of twisty passages, all alike" with the exception that the only way out is for someone outside the simulation to turn off the game.

*Sits down and starts programming*

I think that should do it. What do you think?

[sea] perfect, KL.

[evillene] *mutters* needs a flood of sulfuric acid....

[Happy reapears dressed as a clown ?]

Wey Hey kiddies

*Sets up a monitor, so everyone can see what is going on in the simulation. Sinks down into the beanbag chair and waits for the show to begin. Notices HD's popcorn.*

Hey, Happy, where did you get the popcorn?

*sea screams at the sight of happy clown*

[sea] nononononononono! not a clown not a clown not a clown....

*sea runs and hides*

*evillene stares at her, then at happy clown, then at sea again*

[evillene] i have GOT to remember that...

*NYC looks to see two eyes peering out from under the couch (there's always the obligatory couch in every forum), and decides to have a bit of fun. He puts on a clown-shaped hand puppet and dangles it in front of the hiding sea*

hehehehe... it's the tiny happy clown! bouncy bouncing bou-- OUCH!

*NYC notes the large bite mark on his hand*

'I got the popcorn from a popcorn machine in a forum just down the road'

[Happy starts blowing up balloons and twisting them into animal shapes]

("evil clowns... bad" says sea the monster-under-the-couch)

*NYC, nursing his bitten hand, gets an evil thought*

[NYC] c'mon sea! the happydude clown can't be THAT bad! you have to come out and face your fears...

[sea] no!

[NYC] it's only a clown! just what can he do to you? come out!

[sea] NO! all clowns are bad!

[NYC] have it your way...

*NYC starts jumping on the couch*

[sea] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! NYC HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE CLOWN!!!!! MUST KILL NYC!!!

*sea reaches up a monster-under-the-couch arm complete with bulging muscles and razor-sharp claws and grabs NYC by the leg*

[NYC] oh, crap.

*NYC disappears under the couch*

*sounds of a struggle are heard, along with high-pitched screaming*

[Happy produces what hopes is a giraffe made from balloons, he lifts the couch and thows the giraffe under it]

'Wey Hey !'

*a scream and a *pop* are heard from under the couch as sea-monster-under-the-couch proceeds to kill the balloon animal*

*appears, bored with being TOTALLY IGNORED...*

Errrmmmm...aren't you people supposed to be torturing KUDOS and not EACH OTHER??? *sigh*

*Corrupt gets an evil idea. She sneaks up behind Happy Dude, attaches a couple of wires to him, and programs him to get depressed any time someone says the word 'clown'."

Heehee.

*notices NYC's perdicament for the first time.*

*sigh* Can't you EVER keep yourself out of trouble? Besides, we're supposed to be in Hawaii...errmmm...I mean...aw, crap.

*Corrupt rescues NYC, and they dissappear*

*sea-monster-under-the-couch growls at the loss of her scratching post*

*Sets up something that looks like a cross between a Box (from Batman Forever), an electric chair, and a VR booth*

Happy, would you mind sitting in this chair, please? I want to see if everything goes well when you enter.

*Turns on the monitor, so he can see Happy as soon as he enters the VR caverns*

Sultandude transports in from the Hieneken tent and whispers into Kudos' ear, " turn to page 11190 in the book in your backpack when you get a chance".
Transports back to the Hieneken tent to get wasted.

*Corrupt appears briefly and whispers "Clown" to Happy Dude, who immediately become depressed due to her earlier experiments*

Hee-hee.

*dissappears in a puff of green smoke*