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Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Jan 12, 2001
[Y4C] You punch 'em in the stomach! Like so! [does so to Y2C]
[Y2C] Ooooof!
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The Krylma Leader Posted Jan 13, 2001
*KL considers this recent turn of events*
Oh, well. If Atilla the Hut is no longer goin to be an ally, we still have stronger ones. The Mauve Weasel Gam, for instance. But still, I will have to make sure to send an extra mention of this when I send him the next party invitation.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 13, 2001
*sea ponders the possibilities of a supervillain party, given the activities going on at the family reunion at her house*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 13, 2001
Hey Affi! I heard some things by Weird Al! How cool are they!
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Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Jan 13, 2001
[Y2K] Affy isn't here you doofus!
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The Krylma Leader Posted Jan 14, 2001
Still, I share Affy's fascination with his music. Yes, Al Yankovic has an amazing ability where music is concerned. I like his polkas. And Albuquerque.
*Waits for the other villains to stop groaning*
And Fat. And Lasagna. Oh, and his two Star Wars songs (The Saga Begins, and Yoda). And who can forget Traffic Jam, or UHF? And then there's Ricky, and I Love Rocky Road, and Six Words Long, and I Remember Larry, and The Night Santa Went Crazy, and Trigger Happy, and Another One Rides The Bus, and Smells Like Nirvana, and One More Minute, and Since You've Been Gone, and...
*This continues for several minutes*
..., and Harvey The Wonder Hampster! I can't wait for his next album to be released. But I must get a few more CDs by Tower Of Power and The Nuclear Whales first.
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Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Jan 14, 2001
[The clones are now asleep]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 15, 2001
[sea] *singing* this song is just SIX WORDS LONG, this song is just SIX WORDS LONG...
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Lord Byancbaldich a.k.a. Ancba, posting as Flopsy the Catrabbit coz he's in the Unknown Regions Posted Jan 15, 2001
[A hologram of Ancba appears]
[Ancba] Actually, Sea, that song is seven words wrong. [straightens] This is a prerecorded message. The empire I am carving for myself is moving along more quickly than I expected. I only need about a week more to consolidate my power, and then, Minos Krymla, you can expect to have your OmegaMatic force ... doubled. By the way, yes I used a temporal reciprocator to determine that Sea would be singing that song before I created this message. 
Goodbye.
[The hologram vanishes]
He doesn't know about Atilla. The Alderaan coin was a wild card he couldn't've counted on.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 15, 2001
*sea counts on her fingers*
[sea] hey! you're right! man... i'm so disappointed...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 15, 2001
Or the [CENSORED] song!
wait, not that! The [CENSORED] song.
Hey! Who keeps putting the [CENSORED] when I wanna say {CENSORED]?
He is a genius. But looks a bit odd.
My favourite is pretty fly (for a rabbi). Very well written. hehe!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 15, 2001
[sea] pretty fly for a rabbi? that sounds pretty catchy...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 16, 2001
It's genius. really well written, paralyzingly funny.
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jan 17, 2001
Will the real slim shady please shut up! aannnnnnnddddd
Livin La Vida Yoda
are the most overlooked ones, and Christmas at Ground Zero, all very good
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Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Jan 17, 2001
[Y3K] I like them. But my favorite parody is The Saga Begins.
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