h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm think enough, thank you very much.

THIN. whoops.

*sea walks over to a wall and repeatedly slams her head against it until she falls over*

wow. that looks like fun. care if I join you?

[sea] be my guest...

*WHACK THUD*

*sea gingerly turns her bruised head to look at NYC*

[sea] was it good for you?

I've had better...

*sea frowns*

[sea] *timidly* w-was it me?

of course, I can keep going at it, if you want...

if this doesn't get me slapped, nothing will.

*KL turns to the MIBE*

So. Atilla the Hutt has turned to the forces of good, has he? Well, this is indeed surprising. He was a good friend, really. Pity.

*KL turns to the MIBE again, this time practically growling*

Make sure that Atilla is at least an ally of mine within two days. Failing that, have several various unpleasant things happen to YK. Something along the lines of what Random Q. Hacker would do to normal people to pass the time.

*sea covers her face with her hands in shame*

[The MIBE nods and exits]

[Y2K] I'll handle YK.

[Y4K] Wait for me! [exeunt]

*Is still waiting for YK, Y4K, and the MIBE to return. He has started setting up various devices of punishment for not reporting back within two days*

yes indeedy

[Punishment seems to not be necessary. Y2K staggers in, looking ill: not merely as though he's been pulled backward through a hedge, but as if the hedge were simultaneously being pulled backward through a combine harvester. Y4K enters appearing in a similar condition, but he is walking upright and seems unaware of his condition]

[Y2K] It didn't work! YK said something about a coin collection, and then we fought and Mackenzie shoved me into Y4K!

[Y4K] But Atilla was nice. He just didn't want to come back.

[Y2K shoves Y4K over]

*sea looks at Y2K and Y4K*

[sea] this is a stupid question, but i'm going to ask it anyway: are you okay?

CLONES!!! YOU FAILED!!!


*KL quickly calms down*

Sorry, it's been so long since I've done something like that. Now, your punishment...

*KL snatches Y2K and Y4K's membership cards, and slides them through a strange looking slot, thus sending a great sum of money from their STUMPED Accounts to the funds of a STUMPED owned mining facility in Antarctica. He hands back the cards*

Sorry, but that's the way the ball bounces. Now, would you two care to give a report of exactly what happened to the two of you while Medidroids tend to some of those injuries?

[Y4K] Well, it's a very interesting -- [Y3C cold-cocks him] Oooof!

[Y2K] Well. We got to Attila's hideout. We tried EVERYTHING. Mind tricks, mind /control/, bribery, threats, pathetic begging -- you get the idea. Anyway, nothing worked. So then we went to YK to make something terrible happen to us, and he cleaned us out.

[Y4C] And YK made you like /this/??

[Y2K] Ah, no, actually. I spent yesterday drunk.

*sea shudders at the terrible punishment inflicted upon the clones at the KL's hand*