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Abi Posted Nov 28, 2000
*tumbleweed blows through the thread*
*A stranger rides into town on a white horse, dismounts and grinds his cigarette butt into the ground with the heel of one spurred boot*
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Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 28, 2000
Oy! - no one-spurred boots allowed....and no smoking either. It's far too close to my "one year without" to start such antics.
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Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 28, 2000
No it wasn't - it says "a stranger"...he'd be "a lot stranger" 
Doctor: Do you smoke after intercourse?
Patient: Don't know - I've never looked 
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Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 29, 2000
All this groaning is starting to get worrying - are you feeling OK?
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amdsweb Posted Nov 29, 2000
It is your jokes - the smell of cheese wafting off them is making me feel ill
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Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 29, 2000
Can it be that I know of no cheese jokes to retort with?
Oh bother........
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Abi Posted Nov 29, 2000
The word Library is bouncing around in my brain for no particular reason! 
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Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 29, 2000
"La vache qui rit" (or "The laughing cow", as we know her) - surely that should have given the French farmers the faintest clue that there may have been just a touch of BSE in the old troupeau, non?
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Abi Posted Nov 29, 2000
Just off to post my lonely hearts advert on this week's talking point.
That was an advert on behalf of Peta! 
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Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 29, 2000
I thought this weeks talking point was "Netiquette" or "God" or something. Or are you in some kind of virtual universe which is actually a week ahead of this...in which case the lotto numbers wouldn't go amiss
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Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 29, 2000
Note to self - always press "Refresh" ....
Notice that despite my latest offering (POOT) I'm still in the office waiting for everyone to log out so I can kick off the backups....sad really!
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Abi Posted Nov 30, 2000
Now boys, taken and off the market you might be but go and post your hypothetical lonely hearts ads... please. Oh come on all the editors have done it!
*goes off to resurrect a few more old personae*
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Is mise Duncan Posted Nov 30, 2000
I did - the heading was "classic".
See how little notice people take of me....
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Abi Posted Nov 30, 2000
Dunx I am sorry - I did not read it.
Don't - you are so loved and valued. There is no one else like the Jones boy on h2g2
*wonders whether she has grovelled enough*
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