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Sorry i missed you again

Hope your okay

Hello Em, hope you are well.

Well not much has happened since we last spoke, work is as the same as ever, on nights last weekend and had the usual crap. On the last night ended up in darkess Parr at 6.00 am with this bloke dressed only in his undies outside his flat kicking his girlfriend all round the place and she was holding a 8 month old baby !. When I locked him up he decided to have a go at me, I was on my own but he was half naked and pissed so it was no contest, of course the girlfriend refused to make a complaint, so I am sure he has probably beaten her up again since.

Been off this week just taking it easy, took my daughter riding on Thursday and her horse threw her off !, I was expecting tears and all sorts, but she got straight back on and whacked the horse with her whip and it behaved itself for the rest of the lesson. This particular horse is a monster and all the other kids are afraid of it, so I was proud of her for showing it who is boss. Talking about kids, my son was round on Thursday also, I don't know if I told you but he is now the bass player in a band, called 'Driving at 30', they had a gig last week at the Lingholme hotel and got paid £20 between four of them. Helen adores him and it was great the other day, he was sat strumming his guitar, writing a song and she was sat on the floor doing her home work next to him and they were just chatting like mates. I watched and I it felt great, my two kids who don't know each other too well, getting along and showing real affection for each other without my prompting.

Well I am back in work tomorrow on the worst shift, off at 3am and working the town centre, I will look out for you as ever and no doubt will be disappointed.

Will we ever meet ?, who knows, but for now my love take care and stay happy

David XxX

Hiya David


I hate stuff like that,what you have to deal with on a daily basis,i swear if any bloke hit me,you can be sure,,i'd cut his balls off or something ,it makes me so angry just hearing stories,why would any women let themselves be in that situation,i know they say,,""but i love them and they'll change"" ,stuff that,,thats not love thats bullying,and there not going to change,,,,anyway i'll move on...

Wow i bet thats fun for your Helen to do horse riding,i go watching my friends daughter,she wins in shows too,her horse is huge,,i think her horse is in stables at burtonwood somewere.She's very brave aswell,i couldn't get on a horse,i'd be too scared,i also hide me face when she does jumps,,phewww.
Its lovely that they get on well your children,but they are brother and sister after all,maybe its the age difference aswell that helps.

Ive never heard of the band,but i'll watch out for them in future now.
My nieces boyfriend is in a local band,there doing extremely well these days,theyv'e had there second singlee out and releasing there album in may,they are playing at this big gig in knowsley,,with The Who headlinging,they also get there music played on the radio,,and the best news i heard lastnite,is that Danny Mcnammara from Embrace has been in touch with them recently,,oh my god i think i'm gonna faint,about playin a gig in manchester.in fact i was out this the guys lastnite,they were playing in Wigan,so we all came into town afterwards,we only went to the zoo bar tho,,ohh the band are called The Loungs (pronouced lungs) if youv'e ever heard of them,there very good,but i'm bias,if you ever get to see them,then i'll probably be around somewhere,jumping around like a lunatic.

Well next time your out let me know,and if i'm out too we can look out for one another,just give each other notice and descriptions
Anyway i hope your shift wasnt too bad,and i hope your okay too, oh and i'm great thankyou for asking .
right well i'll be off,ive a huge hangover,and lots of cleaning and stuff to do.

Stay safe,take very good care.and chat soon hopefully.

Em.xxx

Hey David


I need some of your professional advise,,,when your online though ,and of course if thats okay with you.


hope your well,take care and chat soon hopefully.

Em..xxx

Well I see you are on line, ask away

Well looks like you must have gone to bed, anything I can help you with I will do of course. If it is urgent you can e-mail me if you want to, let me know and I will post you my e-mail address. Hope everything is ok.

Anyway I googled The Louges and listened to some of their music on myspace, I enjoyed it poppy folky type of stuff, liked the one titled something like 'I'm gonna take your girlfriend' or something like that, seems to be a bit of an anthem for the group, odd I hadn't heard of them. And on the same bill as the The Who ?, you don't get much better than that, you might even get to meet Roger Daltry or pedo Pete. But I expect its Danny from Embrace you really want to be introduced to !.

I actually saw a girl who at the time I thought may be you, walking into the Zoo bar on saturday night, would have been around 11.30, what first attracted my attention was her 'assests', a healthy girl you could say, but she turned and went in so I never saw her face, she had light brown hair shoulder lenght and the last couple of inches of her hair was darker than the rest. But I think I may have seen a photo of you on the internet today !!! so perhaps I will recognise you next time .

Anyway speak soon, love David XxX

ohhhhh i missed you again,i even checked and you wasn't there.

Yes "i'm gonna take your girl" is there main song that people go mad too,it's fun jumping around to that song,though obviously i have tobe careful for getting blackeyes,,heehee,that was also their first single out too,,ohhh dear,,ive not been on the site for awhile,,i haven't seen the photos,,,,they are a fun group though,they tend to get a good followin in manchester and liverpool these days too,its fun at the gigs there.,I'm supprised youv'e never heard of them though,they are always being printed in the star/reporter,,even daily papers sometimes,and have had good reviews from the NME-magazine,infact it was them that put the bands name forwrds to play a festival last year,,they made it too the last 14bands out of thousands i think,,so yeah they seem to be going places which is fantastic.Yes i just cant wait to meet Danny oh my i think i'm gonna faint again,,

I dont actually know what time i got into town,,cud well been around that time,,possibly later,,i had a green swirly patterned top n jeans on,i was with few girls,but met up with everyone in there,and yes my hair is blonde on top n brown underneath,the blonde is shorter than the brown so it does leave a couple inches of brown, so it could well have been me,sorry if i scared the living daylights out of you,,don't have nightmares,,,.

I feel abit sick at the minute,,i think ive eaten too much cheese today,mature aswell which i dont normaly have,and its giving me really bad heartburn,and ive gotta now go collecting money off the girls for our yearly trip to blackpool,whhoohhoo now,and i can't be bothered moving,,

Well i'll check later tonight about 10:30/11pm to see if your on,,hopefully you are,,

Em xXx

Whooooohhhooooooo your online

Sorry was not around after 10.30 the other night, I had spent the previous 6 hours trying to put together some MFI flat pack furniture which drove me insane and at the end of it I was totally stressed and knacked so I went to bed early. Checked last night and tonight and you have not been on line .

I am out round town tomorrow so I will look out for you, I think I know what to look for now.

Anyway take care and chat soon XxX .

PS.....do you still need my professional advice?.

Love David.

Ah so you are here !.

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What you up to ?.

yeahhhh i'm here look see

Ohh ive some flat pack drawers that need doing,,yunno now that your a professional at doing these sorts of things

If i manage to drag some poor unsuspecting person with me tomorrow,i may well be out,but i know i'm out next week.


How are you doing anyway,,ive just finnished work

""what am i up too""

is this a trick question,,,errrmmmmmm typing to you..

Well I am sat in my front room surrounded by loads of large empty cardboard boxes from MFI which I will have to take to the tip tomorrow !, Just finished my last can of Stella and comtemplating cheese on toast.

mmmmmmmm cheese on toast,,,,mmmmmm my favorite,,,ohhh do me some with onions n brown sauce and i'll love ya forever..

Ohhhh this is so unfair,youv'e now seen me a few times,and i haven't seen you yet,,sorry please dont have nitemares,,blame my parents for it

Lotsa boxes,,,wow now wen i was a kid we would have made a camp outta them,, ohhhh they were the days,,,

Funny you should say that but Helen went missing tonight and I found her hiding in a little den she had made in the boxes !!.

Don't get paranoid about me seeing you, I still have not seen your face so i would not recognise you ! I think I have only seen the back of you and that didn't look too bad from were I was stood ,

Decided to have coffee and a couple of jaffa cakes instead of the toast, couldn't be arsed making it.

so was it me you seen on saturday night then??,hey the face aint that nice ,so your not missing much.

ewwww i'll pass on the coffee,ooooo think i might go and raid me cupboard for biccys now,its your fault,

so have you been hard at it today then??? ,working i mean

Always hard at it , I was offered another in the police today, one in the office working Mon to Fri 9 to 5, don't know if I will take it yet, would get me off the streets away from all thoes drunken violent people I seem to deal with all the time, and I have been dealing with these types for nearly 20 years now !. But I suppose I am a bit of a street warrior !!!, besides my other half wants me to say on shifts because she would see less of me then.

Think it was you I saw on saturday, only saw your profile and my eye was taken by your chest !!!, then just saw the back of you when you turned.

After 20years of doing it though,maybe you should start to calm dow,,i mean you will be drawing your pension soon
No really i think you would probably miss it too much,,it cant be that exciting sitting behind a desk all day,hardly getting fresh air,and different senery. Awwwww thats awful thing to say,i'm sure your missus would love to have you home more,yunno just so can torment the crap out of her.
I miss having someone around,,were never happy are we!!!.

I sortta get that reaction from most blokes .
Where was you stood then?? as i dont remember there bein police about,but maybe there could have been,i was oblivious to most things