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I was in the Dali bar and Westfields and a few others, started off in O'Neills in Duke Street. Not a bad night.

Well Em I am sorry but I have now got to bath the child and put her to bed, its been good to chat again hopefully we can do so again soon.

Bye

Love David xxx

yeah been lovely to chat to you again,well have fun nite..
i was just gonna go too,im off to the bull & dog to meet me niece and friends.
chat soon hopefully.

Hey David

I hope your well,ive been working today,though wish i could have stayed in bed i think the drinking i did on friday has taken its toll on me,as its taken me till today to recover properly,I think i'll have to give my kidneys and liver a rest for a few weeks.

anyway,i'm off to watch most haunted and then lost,,,,,corrrr just so i can drool over the men in it

chat soon,be safe,take care


Em

Hello Em .

How you doin'? hope you are well and have given your liver a bit of a rest. Looks like you must be one of these binge drinking women that we hear so much about lately but I bet you would really prefare a nice cup of tea and a piece of cake .


Well not much to tell you, been on a couple of courses in the last week, like you I have done my first aid and had a good snog with resusi Annie, even got to feel her boobs!!!, closest I have got to sex in quite a while . I believe you can buy dolls like her off the internet, will have to look into that (only joking). Also been on a self defense course, so now I am covered in bruises and stiff all over. But I am also a fully trained nija so you better watch out !.

Typical of my luck though, the course was held at the TA barracks in town, at dinner time I went to Morrisons for a butty, and as I am walking across the car park I see this lad breaking into a car. All I wanted was something to eat, I was starving, so I considered ignoring this lad, but I couldn't, some poor person was having their car broken into. Anyway to cut a long story short, the lad got arrested, had some heroin on him too. He did not put up a fight, good job too as I was so knacked, he would have killed me.

Well I have just watch Liverpool beat Barcelona so I am in a goood mood and half way through a bottle of wine.

Nights for me this weekend, so I hope I don't see you abusing your liver again, be good and careful and hope to speak soon, you never know we might be on line at the same time again soon.

David XxX

Heyyy David


I only drink once a week if at all,,so yeah,i'm probaly classed as one of those binge drinkers,not meaning too thoughand no thanks,i'm not much of a tea drinker,i'd rather have .

Well ive done a few courses in this last couple months,only because i'd asked to do them,but i enjoy them,they can be fun,others boring,,i did like me re-qualification/first aid tho,,thats fun,i ened up being on the floor most of the time,while others tried out on me,,.although if it was ever happen to be real,i can't imagine ambulance crew would be able to get through me scaffolding on me bras.
oooo yeah ive seen those dolls on tv,,i think we've had a dicussion about them in the past,,bit to lifelike and freaky is you ask me.
i'll karate chop your (_!_),,,and give you a run for your money,,not that i know anything about karate mind,,,
ohhh i,,i don't want to know whats stiff thankyou

Awww i bet you see bad stuff happening all the time when your not on shift,,i supose it takes alot to just ignore it,well good for you though at helping out,you never know,that could have been my car,because i offten shop there..

I too watched most of that liverpool match,sad for us they scored,,but still we won so its okay,
I am workin mornings sat/sun,so i will have to be up by 6:30am,so i doubt i'll be out this weekend,although,,i'll only be stopping in on my own if i do,so i may nip to the karaoke tonight-(fri),and my friends on sat night.

hope to chat soon,stay safe

Em
xXx

Hello sweetheart, how are you ?, hope you are well.

Well just finished a weekend of nights and am as usual knacked. What made it worse was this morning when I got home expecting to go straight to bed I was informed that my little girl was too ill to go to school so I had to look after her, so I have been up all day 36 hours now since I last slept !!!, I am so tired now that I have gone into a kind of trance state. But just finishing off a bottle of wine so should soon be asleep.

Was assaulted again on Friday night, fighting in the gutter outside the Sutton Arms in Elephant Lane, with some Thatto Heath lunatic. He was a couple of inches shorter than me but stocky, 20 years younger and drunk and coked up. He had been giving the Karaoke compare some homophobic abuse and had caused a large scale fight in the pub. And he did not want to speak to me just kicked off before I had chance even to talk to him. All that training last week went out the window, was just trying to stop him killing me. Unfortunately all his mates where there too standing round making threats. Luckily the cavalry arrived and all these hard lads dissappeared. Another typical night in St Helens. This karaoke guy does the karaoke at the Chicargo Rock so you might know him.


So you want a fight do you would look forward to you giving me a karate chop , and I am sure that after a good wrestle with you I would be all stiff again !!!.

Well anyway I really need to go to bed so I will love you and leave you.
BTW any news on that job you applied for ??.

Love as always Davis XxX

Heyyy David

Awww hows your little one?? ,i hope she's well now,i know how that feels though not gettin sleep for hours/days,not a nice feeling..

Well i was at the sutton arms a few weeks back for a christening party,and that young lad was doing the karaoke,,he's such a lovely lad,,pity he's gay mind,,,its always the good looking ones...,,but i had a right laugh with him,,he said he cant understand why im not doing anything or being paid for my singing,,,Then commented again when i seen him round town a couple weeks back,,awwwww bless him,,,i didn't know he had took over sh!t-rock karaoke,,,i love jason that normally does it,,i'll have to venture out again on a tues-karaoke night,i haven't been in such a long time.
oh well what a bunch of idiotic morons then,,i hate that,people having homophobic views,,theres just no need,and to start on you aswell,there just scum,,,(sorry i'm quite annoyed now..i hope your okay .


Nooooo i don't want to fight you,,you'll beat me up with your thumb,,but i will karate chop ya,and then leg it.
,and a quick swing to the left n right,,i'll give you black eyes...
ooooeeerrrr you certainly like your stiff bits..heehee

well this week has mostly been me working or looking after everybody elses kids,jeeezzeeee,i should start charging,i'd be loaded

I really hope your well,lovely to hear from you,take care and stay safe

Em

Hello sweetheart hope you are well.

Well I have had a bit of a quiet time this week, not much to tell you, worked this weekend as usual, St Patricks day last saturday so it was busy in town, everyone was being sick, too much guiness I think . But for the most part they were all behaving themselves and no one tried to hit me which is always nice. A couple of girls even wanted a kiss but unfortunately I could not oblige, I am much too professional for that!!(and there is cctv everywhere ). One girl even offered me oral sex if I gave her a lift home to Widnes !!!. Sad thing is I know some people who would have taken her up on the offer. Needless to say I sent her on her way, she then started to have a go at me. . . . women. . . .I will never understand them.

Hope you got something nice for mothers day, as you know I have not seen or spoken to my mum since my daughter was born, 7 years now, so at least it saves me bothering on mothers day and birthdays etc. The other half went to her mothers so I was again on my own at the weekend, not that I minded.

Just had my cholesterol checked with a Boots home tester kit, I am a bit above average so looks like I will have to stop my midnight feasts...I am quite partial to a bit of stilton on a jacob's cracker before bed, but it looks like that avenue of pleasure will have to be closed..... But having said that you need to have some pleasure in life don't you, otherwise what is the point of living ?. I believe that we are really put on this miserable planet to reproduce, to ensure the continuation of our genes and our spieces. Well I have done that so why not indulge a bit ?. And if I reduce my life expectancy by 5 years or so does it really matter ? those 5 years are the ones I will probably spend in a oap's home demented and incontinent being a burden to everyone and relying on someone like you to take me to the toilet . So I will have another glass of wine before bed. Sorry went off on one then .

Anyway will be out round town the next two Friday nights so I will look out for you,

Take care love xxx David.

Heyyy David

I'm very well thankyou,,,i hope you are too.
Yunno some girls are disgusting,and as much as ive had a lift once or twice home from coppers,,,ive never so much said anything like that,,and yeah ,i know one or two coppers that would oblige too..you probably know them so i wont mention names.
Women ar suckers for men in a uniform ..corrrrrr .,,yep me aswell,

Mothers Day was nice,my little-un got me some orange roses,that have blossomed lovely in the lemonade ive put them in,and he got me some choccies,all courtesy of me mum.
Yes its sad to hear you still dont talk with your mum,,but she said some pretty nasty stuff,and i dont blame you one for not wanting to talk to her.
Your other half was away,,you should be livin it up with your mates

Life is crap,so take all the pleasures out of this god forsaken world why you get the chance,,,be it cheese or wine or anything else,i'd rather die happy and young,,than old and miserable,and having people bed bath me n stuff in an old folks home.so un-dignifyed.

well this weekend,i went to a friends house,we had karaoke there and he made an indian,not that i ate any of it,but i did get absolutly rotton on vodka,to the point of falling sleep,and me mates drawing all down me arm and on my boobs,,heehee,i found it the day after when i woke up,,but i didn't go out sat/sun,,i think i was recovering,,i cant take me ale well these days.

hopefully i'll be out this friday,,so post on here in the next day or two,and i'll be able to tell you for defo,thats if you get round to checkin your mails

anyway,stay safe,and take good care loadsa 's

Em..xxxxxx

Well what are you like, drunk on vodka !!, what I want to know is what your friends drew on your body !.

Anyway still out tomorrow, will no doubt end up in Westfield Street so if you're out I will probably not see you or if I do I wont know it.

Love David XxX

Heyyy David


How are you doing??,did you enjoy your night out??.
I didn't manage to get around town,i was workin until 10pm,so then i just went me local-thats not so local,ended up doing me good deeds for the day there,by helping a pished,disabled man home in me car,wow it was hard work,so i didnt even get to have a drink then either,never mind,im sure me liver and kidneys are thankful of the rest,and i'm sure i'll make up for it soon,so did you end up down westfield street??,i think i'm meant to be out this fri,but i don't no yet,so i may actually bump into you..

Well this week ive been off work,,had a couple spare hols to take,so ive just been having a spring clean,,,god me house needs it too,so haven't really been upto much,,,boring cow.

anyway i hope your okay,stay safe.


Em.xxxx

Hi Em.

Easter Holidays again so I have booked this week off to look after my daughter, today we went to the pictures and saw this film 'The Last Mimsy', it was ok, a bit too complicated for Helen, its about time travel and genetics, but good fun. Can't decide what to do for the rest of the week though, thinking of buying a mountain bike and taking her for a ride round Delamere forest but we will see. Anyway she is off to her grandmothers at the weekend so I will have 4 days of freedom.

Did go out last Friday, the usual places, ended up in the Dali bar, looked out for you but there were lots of ladies out with large boingy bits so I may have seen you. Tried to get in Panamas but was too late, gone 2am so they wouldn't let me in.

Just booked hols for the summer, a place called Forres in Scotland, not too far from Loch Ness so should be fun investigating the area, we are staying in a castle too, called Brodie Castle looks lovely.

Wish i had seen you on Friday !

Take care love David XxX

Heyyyy David

Well i was out on friday night,just me and my best mate,we started off in the sefton,then worked our way down westfield street,was in dali bar, westfields and that other one on the corner,but last ones were in panamas,i was rotten drunk yet again.I could have possibly seen you,if you were in any of those pubs..How many blokes was you with??,it was quite packed again for a friday night.,but i had a fun time.

I have got my nephew on my days of this week,aswell as my lad,and ive been pickin me friends little girl up too,jeeezzee never do i get a mins peace.
I'm at work tomorow,so i can't go out then,but i take the kids to a park in frodsham(castle park??),its lovely,the squirrals eat out of your hand,and the childs park itself is great for the kids,infact i think i may nip up wednesday dinner if its a nice day,and if im feeling better.

you see ive got the dreaded man flu, i seriously dont know how you blokes survive it,am at deaths door

Awww that sounds like a lovely holiday,staying in a castle,well i hope you all have a fabulous time.i'll probably get to go Wales again or something,can't really afford much these days,far too many bills on me own,but i shouldn't moan really,at least i can say my house is my own and my car is,as crap as they are,,.

Hope to chat soon,and yeah its a shame i didn't get to see you again.oh well,maybe thats a good thing,i wouldn't want you having nightmares,,.

take very good care of youself,stay safe,lotsa love n hugs.

Em.xXx

Dear Em

Sorry to hear you have the man flu.......a terrible condition to have , it takes a lot of strenght to get over it and you being just a weak and feeble women, well it may take you ages !!.

Friday started in the Glasshouse, then Chloe's and ended up down Westfield Street, it was a works do and there must have been about 20 of us out boys and girls, all being very loud and all very drunk. Luckily I behaved myself, was dancing with one girl but nothing too serious.

Wont be out for three weekends at least now, working them, which is good as it saves money and helps my liver.

Well must dash off to the dentist for a check up and then taking Helen swimming.

Take care....Love David XxX

Heyyy David


errmmmmm did i read that right then?? ""weak n feeble woman""..ohhh now thats just asking for trouble..

"tut tut".,Well anyway,,i have still got this terible condition of manflu,in fact i came home from work earlier because i couldn't cope with the pains in my head,,i have been takin 3-paracetamol every two n half hours,tho its just not touching the pain in me head.

Well tomorrow,ive no choice,i cant be ill,ive had my sister and my friend askin me can i mind their kids tomorrow,so i hope its nice,i can take them to that park in frodsham then,i'm stuck if its raining,they will have to stay in and play on playstation and watch cartoons,but no doubt whatever they'll be doing,i'll be turning grey,and ripping me hair out.
I hope youv'e had a fun week upto now,i wouldn't mind going to delamere,i'd just be too scared to go on me own with 3-kids,you never know who's lurking about,unless of course i ask a mate to come along.

Well friday,i ended up coppin off with a friend,,another man in uniform,,,i dont know what it is with me and uniforms,,,only he is a firemanfaints....oh well,the things you do when youv'e had ale eh!!!.

Hope your teeth are okay,,and no major filling and pullin of the teeth out,and i hope you had fun swimming.

Hope your well,chat soon hopefully,take care,stay safe.

Em.XxX

....even

hello

you still here ?

looks like I just missed you, just as well, don't want to catch man flu, looks like you caught it off a fireman

im still ere