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I am not near to drawing my pension yet !!, I would miss the odd bit of excitement and laugh we have and the comeradere, but not working nights, not standing in Westfield Street in the cold and the rain hour after hour, getting off work late, being spat at, having rest days canceled, meeting targets, seeing horrible smelly rotting corpes, telling people their loved ones have just been killed.....I could go on....this office job looks better all the time !, besides as you say I would get to torrment the other half, she reckons we would be split up in 6 months if I worked days !.

Take it you don't need my professional advice now ? if you do I am always here.

Now you put it like that,i'd change shifts if i was you,and who knows,it may really bring you and your missus closer together,and at least you get the benefit of sleeping in that £1000 bed everynight..

It was only abit of advise really..regarding deception??/fraud?? through a chat site,,i remember you mentioned something similar back there somewere

Deception/Fraud !! ........I am just a thick bobby ....you need one of the clever CID officers for that, but if you need advice you know where I am.

Well sweetheart, I have been up fighting crime since 6 this morning and now I am very tired and have finished all the jaffa cakes, can't stop once I start. Think i may have to love you and leave you, up again in 6 hours.

Been good to talk again, you never know we may do it for real one day

David XxX

awwwww okay darlin,goodnight,,hope you have sweet and pleasent dreams.
and also hope bedbugs dont bite ya bum.

chat soon i hope,,if i'm out tomorrow,i'll look out for you down westfield street somewhere.

awwww whys that moderated....naughty you

ohhh its naughty me???? not you,,,why was that moderated for sayin goodnight????,,,,jeeezzeeee

ooooooooooo we got lurkers then,,?? helllllooooo lurker

now off

Hi Em .

So are we being lurked !!, some sad people out there, but there again we are both intelligent and articulate and our posts are beautifully written and they must be a joy to read.

Just read some of our old posts and way back in 2005 a medium told you to beware of the name David !.....if not me, have you had any bad experiences with someone by that name, or as I believe, is it a lot of hocus pocus nonsense.

On nights now til Thursday......btw you never said how you went on with that job you were after.

Went out on Friday got very drunk spent most of the night in the Java Bar, I do like it in there, you can chill out and talk and they play some good music, I had a strange drink, can't remember its name but they put a coffee bean in it and set it alight, but I was so drunk by then I can not remember what it tastes like. Johnny Vegas was in..not a great fan of his, not very funny and cannot act, but he has done well for himself so good luck to him, and he has not forgot his roots.

Well I am sad you are not on line tonight, speak soon, love David XxX

Hello David

I'm sure our posts are really exciting to read for someone with no life..

Yeahh apparently i have to beware of David,but how many David's or who she meant,,well i dont know,,i'll just have to ignore all Davids throughout me life,,so anyway Fred how you doin..,Nahh i cant do that i know toooo many davids already,infact i'm feeling left out so i'm changin me name to Dave too.

Awww i didn't go out friday night,as much as i wanted too mind,nobody was playin,,I go in the java bar alot with me neice and the band.I don't mind it in there,i just dont like the room colour,too heavy on the eyes n gives me headache,but i like the comfy leather settee.I am meant to be out this friday though.ive never heard of that drink with the coffee bean,though i wouldn't drink it anyway,i dont do coffee .
I got a little letter of johnny vegas,,it says.."dont go changing for anyone"" awwww bless,he wrote me that one night in chicago rock,although he was drunk,i just found it sweet.

No i didn't hear back from that job i'll keep trying though,because i'm fed up of where i am now..
Sorry i wasn't on lastnight,but i myself was on a nightshift,i hope your nightshifts aint so bad.

chat soon hopefully,stay safe

Em.
xXx

Alls i can say is,.........
WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hope your feeling like that too,after watching the Liverpool match lastnite,I was in the sefton watching it,,then went home for te penaltys,,,ohhhhhh the joy!!! the roof nearly lifted off,and i was home alone


anyway i hope your well,,
chat soon i hope ..xxxxxx

Yep !!!,another great night for the reds.

Watched the first half at home but had to go to work then. Managed to watch the pens in someones house while I was taking a statement off them, they were Liverpool fans too so it worked out OK.

Things got bad later in the night, the policewoman I was with got punched to the face and I chased the bloke and ended up cornering him down an entry, his brother then appeared behind me and I thought I was in for a beating, but his brother wanted to kill him too!! a bit of cs gas sorted everything and everybody out. Just another night in St Helens.

Well only two more nights to go.....Speak soon, love David XxX

Hey David

Awww it's a shame you couldn't be out watching the match,i'm sure the final will be superb in the pubs with the big screens,obviously if you where actually at the match even better,,unfortunatly,i'll probably or hopefully be in the pub watching it instead,.hope your not working that night too.

Yunno that office job,i think you should take it,rather than putting up with crap like that on a daily basis..Theres some right loons round here.I hope the lady is okay.

Well ive just been listening to the band,playing live on the radio,i text in also,and had me name mentioned yet again on the radio,,hey didnt you know i'm a celebrity me,its okay you can have me autograph one day.They were on a session on Clint Boons-live bands,they played 3 songs live and had airtime in which they had there album mentioned quite alot whhoohhooo,its released 21may,,i cant wait,aparently im in the thankyous tooyunno i was always destined to be famous.

Anyway,i hope your nights aint goin too bad,and its weekend soon,so you can have a drink then maybe,saying that i need to plan my night out this friday.
I hope your well too,take care and stay safe

Em.xXx

Hey David,

I'm out tonight so beware if your on the town..

Have fun and chat soon

Em lots of love ....

Sad to say i am not out tonight, should have been but dislocated my right thumb last night and it is very sore. Too sore to go out .

It happened down your neck of the woods, Carnegie Crescent, some bloke who had just come out of jail was putting his ex's windows through and wanted to fight. Again the policewoman I was with was assaulted and i did my thumb fighting with him. Like you say that office job is looking good, but i don't think I will take it, too boring being stuck in an office, perhaps i am just a glutton for punishment, or maybe I like pain too much !.

So you are a celebrity , name on the radio and on a Cd cover, perhaps one day the band will wright a classic song about you or you may even be a guest vocalist on their first number one . I think I may just buy their new album, show a bit of support for a local band, I have been impressed by what I have heard so far. Let me know what you think of it and if you like it I will get it, I trust your judgement and taste .

Well hope you have a goodnight out tonight, and don't end up too drunk and wake with pizza stuck to your bum . A shame I could not make it out I would have loved to have met you, but I am sure it will happen soon. On my own this weekend she has gone to her mother's in yorkshire so I can enjoy a nice relaxing time......Pity I can't use my right hand though....how will I fill my time ?....suppose I could use my left hand !.........( I am talking about holding a wine glass btw ).

Bye ....Love David XxX

oh yeah ..wot ever,,i type his as p!$ed as owt....sorry,im very very drunk..heehee,,

awww poor shame about ya thumb.heeeheeee oh my,,sorry i need to sober up heehee im genuinly sorry bout ya thumb....lol heeheee ohhh dear im too druk to even speak. ha hahahahhaaaaaa ...ohh dear,,,,,dontb falll out with me ..heheheeeeeee,pooor thumb..

hey im not arnegie cresent ,,,just down the road,,hey wer not all fookin idiots yunno,...i no a never siad that...but i fookin hate it here wer i am,, n nowt goes on unless its me causin it. heheheee...yunno i need to become a badgirl,im fookin sick of bein too good all time.... jeeeezeeeee ,, yunnno... i need to be bad at times,,,life s too short. i need to enjoy life,,im young..free n single.. why do i worry about everyone else.... im sick to death of bein conserned about evryone else,,,,,n,,anyway shame you wernt out,,,it was okay round town.... hehee,, anyway please excuse me.chat soon xxxx

ohhh dear,,im toodrunk n bein idiotic,im so sorry...its bad ,,i feel stupid....okay im bein good now n sayin nothin,,,take care,,,, and i'll chat soon xxxxxxx..im so sorry for bein drunk n stupid.xxxx

Good mornin David

Ohh dear,,hangover is kicking in now,i feel terrible ewwwww
i sortta remember posting here lastnight,and obviously i did..ohhhh dear,please excuse me,for being completly wasted.and talkin compltete n utter jibberish,,,,im good at that when im drunk,,its me second language

oooooooo weekend to yourself,get out and party,

i hope your hand/thumb is okay,put it in a bandage with and take plenty of painkillers you'll be okay

ermmm yeahhh use ya other hand it will feel like its someone else then....oooops

ohhh i feel rough,i'm sposed to be at a bbq today,and i feel too ill at the moment to be even bothered goin,i'll see how i feel later,oh my god,i think i'd only need a wine gum and i'll be drunk again,and ive a bbq tomorrow too at me sisters,oooo busy weekend,,you can come if you like,,awww i feel bad your on ya own all weekend.

anyway,i hope your okay,well apart from a sore thumb,im sorry for being drunk and silly up in me last couple postings,and it doesnt get any better now,coz im still drunk.

just shout really loud if you come online,and i might hear you..so i can come and chat,big hugs n kisses

Love Em.xXx

ohhh and i already have the bands album,for the last couple months,its great,its always on in me car,so yeah you should get it,i would imagine hmv will be selling it as they did with there singles,because a band member works there,but i will go out and buy it too.
and yeah me name was mentioned agin on the radio,but that particular dj knows me already coz i txt that often too him,,the band was great the other night tho,and all cheered when me txt was read out to them,
there playin at the citadel in a couple of weeks,and a wigan band called Moko,will be playing too,they are very good too,and aswell as that a couple band members are hotties. so no doubt i'll be there too
me nephew has already said he wants me to sing ,but i very mch doubt that will happen,its all guys in the group,anyway i'll probably show them up

awww i hope they do write a song about me,that would be well funy,tho no doubt it would be about me huge bazzookas,one of me other friends wrote a song about me ,,,awww some of the lyrics was so sweet,but the chorus was about me boingys,,,awww bless him,it was actually a good song aswell. but anyway,i'll ask the band to write a song about me,

ohhh and dont trust my judgement,especially when i'm drunk,it goes to pot,i'm a complete and utter waste of space,but for music wise,its good,i will listen to almost anything and enjoy it,i always have music on no matter where i am.

right i'm goin now,ive talked enough jibberish n crap in the last few posts,
infact all of me posts ever,i type utter crap,i still feel drunk,so i'd better go and get something to eat and drink,it may sober me up abit.



stay safe n chat soon xxxxx

hi Em .

Looks like you were well drunk the other night , don't worry about it, we all get drunk and talk jibberish, and you were not the only one laughing about my thumb, evryone at work thought it was very funny, and none of the police women want to work with me now as the last two got punched !. Whats this about you wanting to be a bad girl ? , thought you already were !. And stop putting yourself down all your posts are not crap......anyway hope you have sobered up by now and don't feel too ill.

Well I have had a nice peaceful weekend, just chillin, was able to make myself a nice curry last night, as the other half is a vegetarian and is a very fussy eater and hates curry, I never get the chance to have one. But while she is away I had one, trouble is it stinks the house out and I'll get nagged about it tomorrow when she comes back.

Anyway hope your BBq's go alright, you do have a busy social life !, don't get to drunk (again ) and speak soon, Love david XxX

BTW, I like you.