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Hellllloooooooooo


you still here????,did you check ...Whos online list???

nope,,,you didn't check

and your probably right,thats must be were i caught the manflu germs

so am i

whhooohhhoooooooo

hellooo

I thought you were ill !!!, you should be in bed with a hot fireman !!, can't be real man flu

awww i am poorly ill n everything,,,oii some sypathy would be nice
a firman in "my" bed would be great,cant see that happening tho

see i cant even spell tonight,even me fingers are poorly

Sorry I hope you soon feel better, what are you doing up so late anyway ?, you've got all them brats to look after tomorrow !!. I am just chillin with some red wine and listerning to music, 'Advice for the young at heart' by Tears for Fears at the moment. Showing my age there, an 80's bloke I suppose, not got the mullet though,

awwwww thankyou,i knew you cared really,
i'm always up late,i'll just throw them brats out ,lock the door and hope for the best tomorrow.nahhh i'll be okay,,ive no choice really.

i'm an 80's girlie too,,

so why are you up so late??

I am up so late every night and one of the main reasons is that I allegedly snore at night so I have to give my partner time to get to sleep before I go to bed. Well that is the excuse she uses anyway. She goes to bed at about 9.30 most nights and if I go around then she pulls her face. I know it is sad but what can you do. We even bought a super king seize bed, she insisted on it £1500 from M+S, the main reason was so she could lie comfortablely as far away from me as possible !!, I kid you not.

heeheeeeheee
ermm i'm sure its a lovely bed tho,just a shame you need binoculars to see each other in the thing,,theres always another option...seperate rooms.
i'm just glad i dont have to worry about that snoring thing,and havent done for 5-6yrs.i get to sleep peacefully

Well its like being in seperate beds, we never meet in the middle for cuddles and I do miss the female form if you know what I mean. I did get a txt from an ex the other day wanting to meet, I am tempted but she is a classic bunny boiler, trashed one of her boyfriends cars once and then phoned his parents to say he had been badly hurt in a car crash !! sick or what ?, well typing that has made my mind up, I will make some excuse, good thing is she does not know where I live. Women !

awwww thats what i miss being single,all the cuddles,n hugs n staring into someones eyes n feeling loved...""sigh""

nooooooo dont go meetin your ex,especially with her being a bunny boiler,.and quite a sicko really,what is wrong with these women at all..

well im glad to say,im nothing like that,so dont tar us all with the same brush,,there is some of us that are nice n genuine

I know you are all not like that, just seems to be the ones I meet.

Yes physical contact with the opposte sex is great and I do miss it, it gives you a nice warm feeling inside, did get lots of cudles off a girl on Friday night, she is very nice looking with long black hair and was quite happy hugging me and dancing close. However the she said to me that I was a lovely man !, believe me any girl who says that to you just wants to be friends, I knew that anyway but I think she just wanted to let me know, so l we were just affectionate to each other without anything improper going on.

Well no reply for 20 minutes, guess you must have gone to bed or that man flu has struck you down, Well I've finished my wine and the other half is fast asleep so it must be safe to go to bed now.

Good to chat tonight, take care and get well soon, David XxX

Heyyy David

aaawwww sorry babes but i fell asleep,the manflu must have caught up with me,aswell as the countless amount of tablets ive had.so sorry.

See now,,i couldnt have a huge bed like that,because i'd still have to snuggle up to the person with me,you cant beat,snuggly,cuddles,just holding someone,,........""sigh"".oh well,i'm sure i'll get to do it soon...
oh you know whats good for snoring,,,,an elbow hard in the chest,,its always workedfor me.

I hope your well today,have you done anything fun??,i ended up with 3-kids,so i took them to castle park in frodsham,the kids love it because of all the squirrals,,some are cheeky enough too come and eat out of your hand,,but it was a lovely day today,so it made it alot nicer,it would have been even better had i had some adult company to talk too..
Ive got kids tomorrow too,do you know any good places???.


oh well.i hope your well,take care and stay safe

Hi Em....don't worry I have had plenty of elbows and kicks in my time...don't seem to work though.

Well today I've not done much, took Helen swimming then bought myself a bike and had to ride it back from town, didn't realise how unfit I was, and my bums sore now. Just managed to fit the bike in the car so the trip to Delamere Forest is on tomorrow, taking a picknic so hopefully it should be fun.

Made my excuses to the bunny boiler so hopefully I wont hear from her again.

Do I know any good places ?.....well Tatton Park is good, they have a good adventure play ground and nice gardens and all that, there is a park close to it called Dunham Massey which is also good. Both are owned by the National trust and you don't get much riff raff there (do I sound like a snob). There is also Windmill farm which is Bickerstaff way near to Martin Mere, they have lots of animals to feed, indoor and out door play areas and a railway. Also been to the Blue John mines in Derbyshire which is good for kids and not that far away.

Anyway hope you have a good day with the brats and wish me luck on the bike, bound to fall off and break something....speak soon David XxX

Good evening

oiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i'm here dont go yet

>> with bum cream in hand