h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* MaW takes advantage of the lightening of pressure and sea's distraction to sink a great deal of heat into the gun itself, deforming the barrel and making the grip quite hot. He ducks, spins around and aims a blow at sea's wrist, intended to strike the gun from her hand. His other hand he aims to use to grip her around the throat *

Still feeling cocky?

*Liosh (who is a small dragon btw) flys up when Maw is set ablaze. He hovers in the air while Maw does his thing. As soon as he turns around however. Liosh dives in and begins clawing at the back of his neck*

*Ice looks down at SI and cocks the hammer of the .45 back again just to make that cool sound*

That looks mighty painfull. Just surrender and swear allegence to me, or just surrender and swear not to ever enter my sanctum again and I'll make all the pain go away. If not... well you have several more appendages that are really required to keep you alive but would proabably still hurt quite a bit.
*He takes carfull aim at her other kneecap.*
Just say I win and promise to leave and not come back. Thats all you have to do.

*sticks chin out heroically*

Do your worst

*meanwhile, Cleo's had enough playing around with hamsters and swoops down and through the several antechambers, arriving in time to sweep down and scrape the gun out of Ice's hand with her claws, hissing as she goes*

*SM seizes the moment to roll to the side and in to the cupboard that miraculously appeared, the door of which slams shut and vanishes*

she'll be back- jsut sorting her knee

*Ice hisses back at the cat showing elongated fangs and pulls his hand back. The shadow is cut to show bloody scratchs on Ice's hand but within second the darkness flows back over to cover him again.*

*He fires several rounds into the back of Maw leg in anger but at such an angle that if they miss they will hit the ground instead of Sea. He Then drops into a kneeling position and reaches for his gun will scaning the celing for Cleo.*

Kristine! Get her!

*Kristine steps over to the cupboard and pulls out her berretta 9mm.*

We really need to redesign this warrooom Ice
*She fires 7 rounds into random points of the cuboard while she speaks*

*Liosh continues to attack the open skin on the back of Maws neck*

oh opps ignore kristines actions in that last post I didn't notice that the cupborad had dissappeared so instead...

*Kristine recovers and does a hop and a kick directed at the side of Maw other leg (the one Ice isn't tring to shoot the heck out off) with the intent of snapping it at the knee*

*The tentecle continue to mumifie UH and constrict with amazing strength, starting to drag him over to a set of shackles on the wall*

Ow!

* MaW collapses on his shot knee, which although not a nice thing to do is made slightly better by the fact that it lets him avoid Kristine's blow, so he manages to retain one working leg. The other one starts bleeding *

You know, that's really not very nice! Ow! Ow! Ow!

* he slaps the floor with a palm, and more of the increasingly less interesting (but still very hot) black flame flares up from it, forming two lines which speed outwards - one heading for Iceraven, the other for Kristine *

Ow! Ow! Ouch!

*the cupboard door reopens, allowing SM, now with a bandaged knee, to appear and brandish her blue lightsaber at the tentacles dragging UH, while lighting her face up in a cool kinda way*

*swoops into the cupboard, which shuts and vanishes again*

Uh oh

*Is busy watching Cleo so doesn't notice the flames until they begin to lick his leg. At which point he leaps to the side and away from them. He clutches at his leg for a moment before he is able to stand back up all be it favoring one leg. The burn wound looks quite bad, (More so than it would on say... a being who wasn't cursed by a divine being to fear fire) but not as bad as it would were he not wearing protective shadow armour.*

OW! Blasted hero's, I'll teach you to respect your greater

*Emptys the remaining few rounds in his magazine into Maw's already wounded leg*

*Kristine who while being closer to the flame is also paying more attention and is able to jump back just in time to not be burnt. Her BDU's on the other hand are seriously singed. The flames continue to follow her as she retreats away and bumps into a fire extinguisher placed stratigicly on the wall. She Yanks it down, pulls the pin and blasts the black flame with scientificly advanced flame retardent foam.*

*Ice aims his other magnum at SI and empties the mag before throwing them down and pulling out a Katana made of pure living darkness*


All right jedi.
*His eyes still faded into darkness with streaks of blood red he stands ready and concentrates for several moments. Withinn seconds four jets of blood erupt out of his torso transforming into tentcles of writhing shadow. At the same moment two dual fountains of blood burst from his back and form into dark mocking versions of angelic wings that seem to move and flap of their own accord.*
Lets Dance!

Oh and Maw of course its not nice I'm an evil undead supervillan.

*a faint shimmering haze can be seen in the corner of the war room which fades then returns several times before stabilising and a spacetime rip appears through which an armoured Red Dog appears*

Sorry to be so late chaps but this place is formibably defended and it has taken ages for me to break through.

*out of the corner of his eye he notices Uncle entrapped in tentacles and suddenly remembers his duty as personal bodyguard to the CHOPPERS supreme leader*

*emitting a bloodcurdling battle cry he draws his dual 10,000 fold swords and slashes at the tentacles*

...
crap...
...
must remember to beef up the transdimensional defenses some more.

*Red dog slices through the abyssal arms and begins freeing UH from the SKIN TIGHT and Shadow Thin restraints* (you are being carfull not to slice open your comrade with those incredibly sharp weapons arnt you Red Dog?)

*Ice sighs* Computer initiate program "shadowtratior"

*4 seperate nozzels imbeded in the celing turn and squirt a stream of Blood into each of the hero's own shadows. Once the blood contactes the shadows they move and stand up on there own. Within seconds each of the shadows (which have the same abilities as the the things that cast them) has launched itself at Red Dog*

*Liosh dives at the wounded Maw and attacks ferocously at his eyes and face*

*Red Dog sighs and decides to teleport out*

*there is a shimmer and he is gone*

*saunters out from behind a crenalation*

you fell for my cunning projection did you?

*the other UH winks out of existence*

*the real UH then brutally murders iceraven and all his friends. irrevocably*

ahahahaha

OOC

*since Ice has no real friend and only allies Sea, Kris, and Liosh are all fine. Ice just looks too cool right now to be murdered irrevocably with out a good fight sequence. The Tentecles who are now holding nothing move with lightning speed and attack the new UH*

* MaW falls over and looks at the blood running out of his leg *

Ouch! As evil undead supervillians go, Iceraven, you're... EVIL!!!

* he pulls himself further upright *

However, since we're in the same room, I believe you have some things which belong to me. Give me my powers back!

* he reaches out a hand, and an aura of bright white begins to form around Iceraven as MaW starts to retrieve his powers. Gradually, a stream forms from the aura, and starts heading for MaW's hand, slowly and with a great deal of effort. MaW starts to sweat, which is a shame because his clothes really don't look good with big wet patches on *

*stands infront of MaW with light sabre to protect him*

Fine take your puny powers Hero. I still have my own.
*Ice flicks his head and the aura backlashes and slames into Maw with incredable force knocking him backwards*
Whats the matter jedi? Afraid of your better?
*Ice twirls his Shadowblade expertly swings at SI*

*The shadowtwins now without a target fade away as Kristine takes this opertunity to find a new target. She sees Maw get knocked back shrugs and shoots him 4 more times in random appendages*

*Liosh flys over to UH and spits a big gooey wad of paraltyic poision in his face*

* MaW waves a hand, and the bullets from Kristine stop dead in mid-air and pause a moment before vapourising *

You know, Iceraven, you might come to regret this.

* he shimmers and vanishes *

*looks round*

*shrugs*

*bows with a fluorish of her lightsabre and steps into her cupboard, which vanishes*

*finally gets over shock of having her gun defiled*



*sea hugs the gun close and consoles it*

oh, don't worry, baby, i can fix you. i'll never let him do that again. i'm so sorry, baby...

zark you, MaW!!! i'll get you for this!!!

*turns to ice*

you okay?