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Mostly Harmless Posted Jun 18, 2001
Are you the love of my life that I have looked for and looked for and gave up in despair, only to find you now?
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Jo (Dead) Posted Jun 18, 2001
*considers this*
Good guess. I could well be, I don't know, I've only been speaking to you for 2 minutes.
Try again.
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Mostly Harmless Posted Jun 18, 2001
Are you a complete stranger seeking to destroy me in some hideous fashion? I hope not, there are enough people tring to do that now. I would prefer my first guess, if I have a choice.
How about a hint??
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Jo (Dead) Posted Jun 18, 2001
Getting closer, I am a complete stranger but not by association...
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Mostly Harmless Posted Jun 18, 2001
Getting closer, huh. So your a complete stranger, but not by association, who is not out to destroy me in some hideous fashion but may be the love of my life. Am I getting closer??
Are you Jo (aka Joanna Louise Salter)? Who goes to Pate's Grammar School along with Lizza.
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Mostly Harmless Posted Jun 18, 2001
So does that mean that you're don't want to be the love of my life???
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Mostly Harmless Posted Jun 18, 2001
Well, here's a BIG HUG and a BIG KISS for you (OOOO XXXX).
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Mostly Harmless Posted Jun 19, 2001
Lizza?? Well the only thing I know about her is what she has told me and what she has put on her web-page (which could be all lies, she might not even be female (how would I know?)). But here's what I think I know about her and what I think about what I think I know about her. (Did you follow that?)
She sounds attractive (although I never seen her). She's a mischief-maker who steals TVs and smashes them in the hall of her school and types in short hand. She sounds like a free spirit, enjoying life. She sounds like a rare breed of person that gives those who she loves and who love her a lot of joy and sometimes heartache.
Why? Is she looking for a boyfriend? Or are YOU testing the waters? 
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Jo (Dead) Posted Jun 20, 2001
That's surprisingly accurate actually. She's very mishchevious, she can probably spell better than me, she's a very fun person to be around, she has an evil sense of humour. She's very tall.
And, no, I do not fancy Lizza.
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Mostly Harmless Posted Jun 20, 2001
I was asking if you were testing the waters for yourself about me.
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Mostly Harmless Posted Jun 20, 2001
oh well, I guess it just as well. I'm not look for a girlfriend, a 2nd wife perhaps.
And why don't you fancy lizza?? She sounds ok to me. Next time you see her, give her a big wet kiss. Nothing says friendship like a big wet kiss. (just kidding, I wished I could have saw your face when you read that with the mental image of you kissing lizza in your mind.) 
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Jo (Dead) Posted Jun 20, 2001
Ah, well that's good 'cos I'm not looking for a boyfriend. They only complicate me.
Firstly, I wouldn't be able to reach Lizza to snog her, and secondly... NO!!
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Mostly Harmless Posted Jun 20, 2001
LOL
The bad boyfriends complicate you, the good boyfriends complement you, like two gears in a machine working together.
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