h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He could well mean me, and yeh, not working has in my experiance in many ways sucked a lot more than working Its more fun coming on HooToo anyhow if your doing it in work time and your being I guess, paid for it

It was Liftliker, but I think it's true of most people who've been unemployed fir a while.

I blame 2legs
Its so hard to get anything done if you've all the time each and every day, AKA when unemployed, there isn't any urgency to doing anything Of course not having can be a bit of a problem too

That is a bit of a drawback if you don't work, right enough. Ah well, you never know - pay your stupid tax and you might get a rebate

When is Stupid Tax due?

Wow, what a source of revenue THAT would be!

:: From directgov/tax/due-dates.htm

Income tax; 25th or some thing.

Stupid tax, 34th April, reaccuring each month on a fortnightly basis non less than six days after the end of the month, and payment due infull each six week period of the proceding bimonthly quater and returns in by the fourth sunday before stupidity commences the rate is set at 10% aboe the basic rate of tax except for when this sum is less than the squre of the hypotamuse, in which case a nominal pervasive and phenominal rate is due at the descrinationary rate which is typically set at anything other than that at which stated on initial subsequent and primary return forms.

perhaps I could get a job at the tax office, helping write their explinations and tax forms

Many a brain would be terminally boggled, and the whole country will then blame 2legs.

What I meant was the lottery is stupid tax

in which case, I've happily never and never will pay any 'stupid tax'

it feels more like it oughta be about 5 or so in the evening

Re: 107.



Genius!

Blimey, that makes more sense than anything I've read in the TMA 1970!

And you'd know better than most!

You ok dude?

Well, I am officiallly* a 'technical writer'

I'm so far behind in work now

LL - not bad mate, cheers. I don't see your name down on the Spring Meet attendees list. I assume this is a mere oversight on your part.

A3017559.

Oops. A30175599