h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alas, I am venturing intro a world of financially enforced sobriety, hence the pathetically small delegation of empty bottles.

you need some restraint my dear boy... to be able to make the money you have eek out to the end of the month rahter than blowing it in the first week after payday well... tis a nice idea isn't it? Now your making me feel guilty about this bottle of wine I bought today and which I'm only now about to open

With you on that forced sobriety malarky, Roy. What a bummer that you've had things pinched in the last few days. A couple of brown ones disappearing at the wrong the wrong time can mean (to me at least) no gas (can't go without lekkie)

On a lighter note, I've just purchased one (a lighter, that is) that is the Ace of Spades - it even lights up and can be refilled

And my Polyphonic Spree CD arrived this morning (I've not bought myself *anything* for the last few months -

bought a new gitaur this week, the first one for almost 12 years, a nice Gibson, to replace my old Gibson thats just plain wore out, but the sound is sooooo diiiirrrrty with the Angus Young Signature pick-up's and a Vox 125 + half stack "Bottle up and go" J L Hooker was the very first song played on it followed by "help me" Sonny boy williams, then the old classic "Radar Love" tis a nice instrament i'm playing, pity about the nabours, seems there not musical


RJR

Aw poor Roy If it's any consolation I'm skint too?

Mugged? How lousy!!

Will it make you feel better to learn I broke my wrist?

Wasn't even p*ssed at the time... what a waste...

So I have enforced sobriety because of a dislocated thumb on one hand and the aformentioned broken wrist on the other... can't lift a sodding thing...

You could try here Br Roymondo:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tragically-Was-Only-Twin-Comedy/dp/0712623981

or even here:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=tragically+I+was+an+only+twin&meta=

>> So I have enforced sobriety because of a dislocated thumb on one hand and the aformentioned broken wrist on the other... can't lift a sodding thing... <<

One word...straws!

Sorry to hear about your travails, Roymondo. I hear there's a discount on White Lightning at Asda though, you could give that a try.

RF

I'm happier as a (hopefully short term) tee-totaller than a park bencher.

Ahhh! All becomes clear!

He is a teetotaler!

Tetley's?

Tennat's?

Teacher's?

Tanglefoot?

Come on! Spill the beans!!!

MMF

Am I the only one here who finds the 'idea' of a 'sobre' 'Roymondo' just too weird and unearthly a concept to grapple hold of

no io'm rather scared by the concept too

bloody muggers glad you're ok

genie you'll not be sober friday night i assure you