h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good to see you back, Roy. The smut count wasn't near high enough!

Bah, people try to leave but they never last

Welcome back Roy, and happy hooniversary for yesterday

You can check out any time you want but cannot ever leave

Hootoo does seem to be like an elasticated handcuff round one's ankle, and if one's lucky it occasionally gives one a spanking too.

I wish I'd known about this place a few years earlier...

NAa..... its more like heroine... great but impossible to quit...

I'd love to give an honest reply to that but it'd probably be yikesed in a fit of Daily Mail influenced hysterical anti-objectivity. So I shall say this:

Don't get too close to my fantasy,
Don't be afraid to clutch the hand of your creator,
Stare into the lion's eyes,
And if you taste the candy,
You'll get to the surprise

A chorus from a song by Ween. I'd forgotten it existed and, having just found it again online (by possibly nefarious means) I'm in heaven.

Your in heaven? weird.... I'm in bigatory I mean hell... or bolton.... naa.... only kidding... I@m in Stevenage... oh... that is hell actually... no... yes I'm here... which is not htere or any of those there theres blimey... I must need a drink... I'm beginning to make no sense whatsoever....

All's well in hootoo land again...


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Blimey, I'm not sure what this says about the normal state of health for HooToo!

if it were a or a They'd be sending Rolf to its side as we speak

Are you sure that a quick blow on a didgereedo and a wobbling of the board would help?

Well, have you ever known it to not help? we'd have saved ourselfs two wars of late if only Rolf had been there with his wobble board, didgerydoo and that funny stick with the milk bottle tops on it

Frell to frell. I've just read read a 2legs post. It didn't need a reread to understand it Am I losing my mind???

Yes!!

Thunder rise, come in de mornin' spreading all de jew all around

I remember puzzling over that aged about 9 & i'm still puzzling now.

Welcome back RoyBoy.

Do you realise "must" is an anagram of "smut" & "post" is an anagram of "stop"? There is A Paln obviously.It may involve "tums" & "tops" though, which could be seriously dodgy.

zdt

but...

Intelligeable 2legs posts? Excellent. I return and the world turns on it's head.

On that note I shall retire to bed, and curse a certain internet downloading facility for downloading Episode 3 of a certain well-hyped programme (that's only on the Sci-Fi channel and that I just watched episode 1 of) before downloading episode 2.

G'night.

Oh thank the goddess... I thought there was something seriously wrong with me



(don't tell me that the drugs don't work)

Oh nadgers, people are here. I'll get another cider then.

Okay.. I won't tell you the drugs aren't working </>