h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not here. I'm there. and there again. but not here again unless ther eis here and here is therefore here and there but not over there, yet more here than there is there over there. there there.

My universe turns in on itself regularly I'm sure it's because I've turned 40!

Turned 40 whats? I have an image of forty young naked chaps being rolled onto their tummies...

It gets worse after 50

Pieces of toast, obviously!

I turned once, first I turned left, then I turned right aand then I turned under and then I turned over, after that I evaluated the perpendictulars and obtuse angles plus the main cardinal woolsy and then jack wooly, plus after futher evaluateion the forty mine and ahalf remaining members of teh east hamsted trio garage band, and their cousin, concrete mcravenous.

*giggles*

This thread will get worse.. Terri's here somewhere

I don't think I could handle forty pieces of toast, let alone fifty. Unless they had Marmite on 'em: then I'd handle 'em just to prove I'm hard.

...I don't know whether I could cope with another 10 slices, lil - pushes me pretty hard as it is...

.just to prove I'm hard<

Soft Southern nancy

I usually find a bit more butter helps.

My toast knows no bounds,
My toast knows no mounds
my toast knows no liberal spreading of butter or marge
my toast knows no evil
my toast knows no freeze
eating my toast with salami and cheese

It's not the toasting.. it's the buttering before they get cold that is the problem..

Can I interest you in a teflon coated unique patented forty-slice buttering device TM?

Actually I'm with Nigella on this, Shed loads of butter, stick half a tub of marmite in, stodgy white loaf - wedding guests catered for

I use far far too much butter... far far far far too much... but wolemeal, grannary or organic stoneground bread in my brand new wizzo nuclear powered... well maybe not nuclear powered... toaster which is a toaster specially chosen as it matches my PC tower case and hi fi

I'm off to bed, folks.. Play nicely

nighty night I might have to invest in some cheeese and crackers now... all this talk of butter and toast

G'night lil.

I've recently been reintroduced to the glorious world of Marmite on toast. Tis a glorious thing.

Sorry, no smut in this post.

Must try harder.

G'night darling

Good to have you home