h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*whispers* Ooh 'eck, and it was going so well.

Oh, hello mate!

not been about on here mucho today been doing stuff and just finally did a grocery shop so I might have something to eat tomorrow i miss not having the farm shop over the road its gona be difficult to try and remember to get everything I might need in one big shop a month/fortnight

Did you eat the farm shop?

The badgers probably did.

No, I don't like it. But why *are* you sulking and crying

a whole page went by and I never noticed. Ignore me

That's ok - I was actually going to reply to you and then I also noticed a whole page had gone by so I didn't bother.
The docter has given me very strict instructions NOT to touch any alcohol for a WHOLE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Docters are evil I tell you - EVIL!
So I'm sulking about that.*sulks more to prove his point*
And there's half a bottle of JD that just sits and taunts me everytime I see it and it's oh so tempting... I may have to dispose of it down the drain to stop me drinking it because I think I'm going insane and I even tried drinking an Appletizer on it's own but it doesn't taste the same without the JD and then I went all sulky and felt like banging my head against the wall in frustration but I'd rather not coz that would make my headache worse and oh god this is becoming one really long horrible to read sentence and Roy is probably going to have something to say about that and my lack of punctuation and of course my general lack of sense right now but he hasn't been helping either anyway coz in every conversation he brings up the damn JD and my basic point of all this being that docter's are truly horrid!

*takes a deep breath*

Ok now I've got all that out of me.
Any questions?

Maybe when I've stopped laughing

*pokes you for that*
This is a very serious problem you know.
How would YOU like to have it?
Hmph.
*sticks his nose in the air and sulks*

Two can play at that game my fine black raven

What a lovely flounce. Could you do that again?

The only people I've ever seen who can properly "flounce" are ten year old girls, therefore I shall take yours as unconvincing.*nods*
Remember I've been stone-cold sober for a month and will be for another month, so I will automatically win any arguments that I come across due to my supreme sobriety (if that is indeed the word I am looking to use...)

Here, drink this in the meantime

*demonstrates that 30 year old men can flounce better than 10 year old girls* *flounces onto the sofa

Not too bad...

Anything you can do I can do better. Flouncy flouncy flouncy *goes for a lie down*

*flounces a bit but trips over own feet* Maybe I'm too old to flounce.

Some people just take things too far. Tut tut. You flounce just like my sister.

Take no notice Ivan. Raven's sulking.

I find that lounging across a couch looking all dark and moody tends to generate far more sex appeal than flouncing.