h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good to know, good to know *nods approvingly*

Oi! Can you lot keep it down in this thread please, some of us are pretending to work!

*looks over his shoulder*

Oh Yeah!

Do they know you read that during 'office hours'?

Yeah well I don't work, so ner

*stomps around in her clumpiest pair of army boots, kicking over china and the cat in the process while singing 'la la la' at the top of her voice*

I'm a scientist trust me.

Fixes for busted thumbs.
1. fill a bathtub or large bucket or sink or some such recpicle with JD.
2. Emurse head in bathtub full of JD until pain stops or JD disappears.

I have JD.

There's a chap in the living room who, if there was a picture in the dictionary next to the words 'Roymondo's Type', would be the chosen illustrative example. Unfortunately he has a girlfriend.

In your living room?? Ooo'er!

He's gone now, but he was really very lovely.

You are lovely too

Aw, thanks. I want to give you a proper cuddle! But a virtual one will have to do for now.

aww shucks!

Thank you hunny...

I will see you in April at the meet to collect the real thing

Excellent. I'll try not to come within millimeters of snogging you this time!

Not my fault you couldn't get over the cruets!

I still have that damned half bottle of JD and I actually am about ready to pour it down the sink because it's too tempting just sitting there looking at me the whole time!
*bangs head against wall in frustration*

No! Don't do that, I need hair of the dog!

I can't take it!!!!!!!!!

Could you disguise it as a Dalek?

It's too nice.
*sulks*

Why are you sulking ?

Wouldn't *you* sulk if there was a bottle of JD in the room and you couldn't drink it? I certainly would.