h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Isn't life a funny old thing? Gary Cole was mentioned earlier and I said how good he was as a baddy in American Gothic?

Well, blow me if the series isn't going to start next week on Sky1 at 10pm!

Sho, I think there is no hope for you, you are an incurable er

no hope for me?
I'll drag you lot down with me...

I'll have to check that out *notes Sky 1, 10 pm* which day?

I'm currently letching the guy who just scored Sheffield United's goal, fab goal btw, and he ripped his shirt off to reveal a very fine chest. Got to love it's a ers dream!

Thursdays, after Buffy and Angel.

I've started watching Buffy from the beginning on Sky One at 6pm, seeing as how they've dumped Stargate during the first season
so I'd better not watch any more current Buffy as I've lost the plot



Gary Cole back as the sherrif eh?

Did I tell you I went to see "Donnie Darko"? {Haven't time to read the sorry, and I can't remember if I did or not.

I wasn't impressed anyway, don't bother if you're a Patrick Swayze fan either, he played a perv and it's not an role he suited.
And he looked so ~odd~ my friend who I was with said he looks like he's had a face lift.


Anyone see Penelope Cruz in that black dress? And those jewels...her boyfriend's not bad either


My friend's 4th grandchild was born yesterday, all girls! I'm sooooooo jealous. I miss my girls & can't wait for a grandaughter.
I even looked round Asda's baby clothes - the stuff for baby girls is sooo cute. Almost made me broody.Thank goodness I can't have any more myself.......

s everyone, goodnight. I'm getting up early, 4am, to watch the lunar eclipse.

It's Hugo Weaving, Sho. If he's your cup of tea - and I know that you, Sho, have a great many cups of tea - then you should enjoy the Matrix Reloaded, the trailer for which shows us an entire army of Hugo Weavings.

Hi peeps! I've recently found out that the entire first series of Spooks has been released on DVD... Guess what Gwennie is going to get herself as a burpday pressie?

Hi peeps 2!

I just wanted to let you all know what a personal sacrifice I have made on your behalf ladies. In the interests of scientific research, also in order to support the Everyman testicular cancer charity and, er... to save some trees, I have decided to be the one from the drool thread to purchase the Naked Male Centerfolds Cosmo this month.

That's right ladies. I'm doing this for you.

Who is the sprinter Iwan Thomas? Gotta over a naked man with a large tattoo draping himself over a motorbike. In the interest of research on your behalf, I can tell you I had a very close look indeed.




It's a Yamaha.

A Yamahahaha! How observant of you Coely! You must be glowing all over from having made such a heroic personal sacrifice in the interests of scientific research...

You're right, Gwennie. It's a tough job that I'm doing. My current area of research is a careful analysis of the towels used in the pictures. (What else for h2g2? )

After very close scrutiny I can report that the Hollyoaks boys in the locker room together have opted for a white one with blue and green stripes and the lad from Brookside on the edge of his bath has a crisp white. Sol Campbell has, of course, gone for a deep Arsenal red.
<-- with a clipboard and white coat

How noble and commendable of you to sacrifice yourself in such a manner Coely...

thanks, for your selfless sacrifice on our behalf.

Any chance of having a look, purely for research purposes you undestand, after...

oh, it's all soggy? never mind

Saw some lovely young men in Hamburg...

Anyone watching the "100 favourite books of all time" on BBC2?

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is in it, and Douglas is the youngest author {when he wrote the book} at 27.

Bother! I didn't realise the 100 Greatest Books programme was on BBC2 last night...Do you think it might be repeated?

The Hollyoaks boys only had one between them Coely? How interesting! Was it a bath sheet, or merely a hand towel?

You may have seen some lovely young men in Hamburg Sho, but did you actually do anything, other than drool that is (ie dropping something and asking 'em to bend down and pick it up?)

I'm having a distinct feeling of deja vue here. As I remember posting somewhere that I can clearly recall the first male nude centrefold in Cosmo and falling about ing! I didn't find the poor lad able at all.

Narrowly missed seeing Foyle's War being filmed in Guildford last week. We saw all the production trucks in the car park at the Civic Hall, but assumed they were filming inside, but apparently not. It would have been nice to see what went on.

forgot to drop something....

Cosmo have a naked male issue ever year. All in the name of testicular charity and to raise awareness. It's a very good cause, Caerwynn and you have to admire all the guys brave enough to do it, especially the less droolable ones.

Gwennie, the Hollyoaks boys have a hand sized one between them. The Brookside boy also has a hand sized one. Sol Campbell's is huge.













Towels of course. Tsk. Some people.
Next report will be about balls.

........

You forgot to drop something Sho? Tsk!

*Thinks that Sho's mind must be suffering from dehydration as a symptom of profuse ing*

I'm bouncing in anticipation of your balls report Coely and may venture forth next week to purchase my first copy of Cosmo in years, purely to support a charitable cause you understand.

pah *speaking from the cosmo-less village somewhere in Germany*

I did see some lovely lads up in Hamburg, and we (the 3 who *connected* out of our group) did all seem to have the same attitude to young men: they are there for our viewing pleasure and gawd help anyone or anything that gets in our way!

Indy! oh he's gorgeous