h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Big knockers! You lucky tart Sho! Mine don't fill swimming cossie tops in quite the way they used to...

I've sent you an Email Sho!

If there were a way to donate knockers, I could keep several of my acquaintances happy (including you Gwennie) and still have enough not to need a Wonderbra)

Oh, Dr. Luca on ER...

Mine are the same size (34c), but they just don't "hang" the way they used to and as far as I'm concerned, should! They don't even fill the top half of some types of bras! As for those under-wired Wonderbra thingees! They are so uncomfortable that they make me short tempered (more so than usual) and I end up exchanging them for one of my old faithful comfort upper decker wobble checkers (that's what my Dad calls 'em, not me!).

I've replied to your Email by the way Sho!

I forgot to mention that I had a cheap thrill whilst pushing a shopping trolley round my local Co-Operative supermarket last Saturday! I was gently gripped by my shoulders from behind and a male voice spoke gently into an ear, "I hope you won't be requiring my services this evening..." I thought my luck was in and turned to meet the eyes of the store's delivery man (young, blond and rather nice looking) who then explained that he was just going off duty. I told him that he'd temporarily made my day as I had thought my luck was in and he laughed to which I responded with a cackling "Ooh! Young man!" I expect that in future he will no doubt be frightened to make grocery deliveries to my door!

upper decker wobble checkers?
that's worse than over-shoulder-boulder-holsters!

I din't get a reply from you Gwennie I've finished Part 3 of the LOTR thing, and have nearly finished a Jack/Daniel Stargate slash (PG) so if you're interested, let me know!

Hope all you UKers are having a nice day off.

Watched Hollow man on sunday
Kevin Bacon is quite able, had forgotton him for a while
Wasn't he in some teenage dance thingy?

Hel2
Was a public holiday in Australia too, yesterday

Kevin Bacon was in Flashdance, many years ago, and yet somehow managed to go on to be the centre of Hollywood (Leon Trotsky, Russian revolutionary and ice-pick victim, has a Bacon Number of 4).

Ah, MacGuyver. I always liked MacGuyver better than the A-Team, but that's probably the best I can say about it. (RDA - Bacon Number of 2).

Flashdance? I don't remember that, but he was in Footloose about 64 times over the weekend on VH1.

Trotsky has a Bacon number of 4? I'm intrigued. Tell me.

Ok, off to watch the there must be some in 2 Italian teams!

Foot loose.....that's what I was thinking about
thanks

off to hubby and over him, waking him up so he can get ready for work! !

Hel2

I liked Kev in Tremors and.........

*scratches head*

Nope, it's gone.... some supernatural thingy two or three years ago.

Jack/Daniel Stargate slash - ooh, I'm interested Sho!

I watched the Stargate last night which was the alternate universe one, and the second part is tonight
Daniel getting all angsty

Lucky you, Caerwynn, some of those delivery drivers are rather tasty aren't they?

I had more to say but I gotta take my grandson to school

I'll be back!

In my defence, I've never seen either Flashdance or Footloose, and they both begin with 'F' and anyway what did I ever do to you that you must hound me so!

Hem.

Bacon Number: A film actor's Bacon Number is equal to their degrees of Kevin Bacon. The theory - flawed, as it happens, but not by much - is that any actor (Trotsky appeared in a few films during his pre-pick Mexican exile) can be linked to Kevin Bacon by a chain of shared credits no more than six films long.

Mr Bacon's number is 0. Anyone in a film with him is 1. Anyone in a film with any of them, but not also having a BN of 1, is a 2, and so on.

There's an article on it at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A640171

I fear you may be disappointed by the follow up to the first Stargate AU episode, since IIRC it's the Season 1 clips episode. Don't despair though; the couple after that are da bomb.

Any Stargate episode that involves guns and lots of shooting rocks.

In fact that applies to just about any programme.

Not that I'm of a violent nature or anything, it usually means that a few stops have been pulled out in the SFX department and some snappy one liners slipped in.

GB, it was Gwennie getting chatted up by delivery men, not me sadly.

Stargate
Can't wait until new season starts

Hel2

So does anyone else keep thinking 'Helelou2: This time it's personal'?

Is that Season 7 you're waiting for, Hel2? I forget if your friendly neighbourhood TV station hates you or not. I've now seen pretty much every episode, my Season 5 DVDs arriving some weeks before the season ended on Channel 4.

Yes
we are waiting for season seven
we usually don't get it until june
T.V. is usually backward here
We got Farscape (Ben Browder) sort of, a bit anyway, will probably get the rest later in the year, in the non ratings period
Our T.V hates anyone who likes cult T.V, in favour of sport


Hel2

Sorry Mr. Prophet didn't mean to offend....

Currently letching the young Aussie policeman in The Bill. It is true, policemen are very young these days!

You just can't beat a man in uniform



Unless you take advantage of these

oh,

got to love uniforms, mind you I've seen enough of the flaming things.

off to letch the boy... someone sent me an episode of Midsommer Murders (yep, I believe I've mentioned it here) with the lovely Orlando Bloom in his birthday suit....

Sorry Caerwynn!

Anyone else watching "Jonathon Ross" at the moment?
James Nesbitt has just been on, and Wossy said how sexy his voice was,it was turning him on!
He then said he came from Grimsby!

Ha!

Nobody talks like that in Grimsby - otherwise I'd have nabbed 'em

Lisa Marie Presley is on soon, I wonder if Wossy will tease her about her latest {very short} marriage, and whether the divine Nic Cage is available...

Wasn't Enterprise good on Monday?
Mayweather all angsy

I've officially given up on Enterprise.

That's a bit of a wrench for me, but I really can't get to grips with it at all.