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The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Lady Scott Posted Aug 5, 2002
It seems to have stopped raining here already...
Funny, I didn't think we were that close to Scotland...
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 5, 2002
Maybe we're stealing your rain through a giant vacuum cleaner?
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Crazy Man Posted Aug 5, 2002
Maybe the Vogons have come to suck us all up in a giant vacuum cleaner!!! 
THEY'RE COMIN' TO GET US, Y'KNOW! IT'S A PLOT AGAINST HUMANITY. AND YES, THEY'RE TAKING YOU WITH THEM TOO!!!!!
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 5, 2002
*holds up banner reading "THE END IF NIGH!"*
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Lady Scott Posted Aug 5, 2002
"IF"??!?!
And why would NIGH cause THE END?
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 5, 2002
Correction:
*holds up banner reading "THE END IS NIGH!"*
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Lady Scott Posted Aug 5, 2002
Oh, is *that* all......
~goes about my usual business~
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Clelba Posted Aug 5, 2002
*draws a "t" on the end of the banner*
^. .^
= ' =
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Lady Scott Posted Aug 5, 2002
*waits for night to fall*
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Clelba Posted Aug 5, 2002
*takes out handy scissors, cuts out the word "night" from the banner and drops it off a cliff*
no more waiting 
^. .^
= ' =
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 5, 2002
*puts up umbrella just in case*
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Crazy Man Posted Aug 5, 2002
*Gets out Play-Doh*
Hehehe...VOODOO....
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 5, 2002
If you need help making a UH shaped playdoh doll, I'm here...it'll maybe spark some creative nerve in me!
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 5, 2002
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Lady Scott Posted Aug 5, 2002
Are you sure it's late?
Maybe we're just a little early...
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 5, 2002
Bit like my exam results usually are
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 5, 2002
That would amount to the same thing, I think.
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Aug 5, 2002
My exam results turning up early last year certainly did feel like the end was nigh...
...if they hadn't turned up it would have been
The Uncle Heavy won £20 in bets you suckers fanclub
Clelba Posted Aug 5, 2002
you're starting to make me worry
^. .^
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