h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[sea] hmmmm....

*sea considers, NYC smothers a little bit longer and begins to worry about whether she's going to help or not, and just as he's about to work up a full-blown panic, sea pulls UH to his feet and releases NYC. the sudden rush of oxygen into his lungs makes him choke, and sea has enough time to get across the forum and behind cover before he recovers*

*coughcoughcoughcoughcough.... cough cough.... cough.... cough....*

[NYC] sea?

[sea] *from across arena* what?

[NYC] I was lying.

*NYC bolts in sea's direction*

Zeb(Still by UH and NYC): Never fear NYC, I'LL getcha out!



Zeb(still wailing on the hand): ENH! ENH! ENH!

NYC(from under UH): Ummh, Zeb, HOW does this get me out of here...

Zeb: Quiet, you.

DAMN! Simupost.

Alright, I got it. For the sake of argument, let's just say that SEA freed NYC, but Zeb STILL beat Uncle Heavy's hand to a pulp with the butt of his rifle. For no reason. Everyone clear on that?

*sea crouches, jumps upward and grabs hold of the ventilation duct (which happens to be hanging from the ceiling, not attatched to it) and climbs on top of it. she reaches into the pocket-of-destiny and pulls out a length of webbing, which she attatches to the ceiling and loops around her wrist in case the duct should happen to fall*

[sea] nyah nyah nyah!!!

wow, and okay.

correction- *turns head back and commences firing again*

[NYC] watch this!

*NYC shoots out the duct with his AK47, the duct does it's collapsing routine, and makes a handy ramp up to the next one. He runs up the collapsed duct and smoothly turns and jumps at sea, grabbing hold of her legs. The momentum of NYC's leaping at sea causes him to swing over, loosening sea's grip on her webbing, and both come crashing down*

*CRASH*

[sea] AAUGH! you're asking for it!

*sea scrambles to her feet and tackles NYC before he regains his senses. She then spends a considerable amount of time applying her knee to his spine*

[sea] break! break, blast you, BREAK! oh well, i will never be a mafia hitwoman... *sniff* oh well.

*sea settles for hog-tying NYC*

*too bad sea's just about as good with knots as she is with spine-breaking. sea gets finished tying NYC's hands together before NYC breaks free and uses the same rope to cut off her air*

You know, I'm sure what you're feeling right now is just like what I was feeling under UH... except with a buick on your back and a skunk in your face. *sniff* memories...

*sea elbows NYC in the gut*

<...Nah, I'm s***ting you. Zeb's fine, being a cartoon character and all, but he IS down.>

*sea's face turns bright red as NYC gasps due to the sharp elbow connecting with his ribs. sea realizes she didn't elbow him hard enough, and does it again, while throwing her weight backward into him. this causes NYC to have the wind knocked out of him as sea lands on top of him on the floor. sea crawls away, gasping*

[sea] i'm... *wheeze* gonna *gasp* get *cough* you *choking noise* for *gasp* that....

*on floor*

[NYC] *gasp* you mean *gasp* you haven't *gasp* already?

*bone-chilling, gasping laughter is heard from the heap that is sea*

[sea] oh, no... *wheeze* not yet, my *wheeze* dear...

*UH looks at the mess that was once his hand. his regenerative powers do their reconstitution thang. he withdraws a big mallet from one of the wall display cases and advances slowly on the prone form of Zeb*

Behind the duct Yo findes RedSky paitently waiting with a chair *BOOM*

Then he goes to look foor more things to hit Ice withe. Finding noting he takes Ice under one arm and walks up a ramp to a platforme that is close to the seling and trows him down...

Then he remebers that there isn't a ramp or for that matter platform and goes fallows Ice, hoping he will brake his fall.