h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Behind the duct Yo findes RedSky paitently waiting with a chair *BOOM*

Then he goes to look foor more things to hit Ice withe. Finding noting he takes Ice under one arm and walks up a ramp to a platforme that is close to the seling and trows him down...

Then he remebers that there isn't a ramp or for that matter platform and goes fallows Ice, hoping he will brake his fall.

Inky meanwhile has crawled under one of the control desks by the far wall and is pulling wires and reconnecting with apparently expert ease...
...or even expertise

[This results in a terrible explosion. Rodrigo starts sobbing, and his tears fill the room. Everyone is healed by the tears (he's a Phoenix, y'know). Even Zeb.]

As Ice hits the ground all his bones are broken, but then he is mariculisly healed by some cring bird. Only to be confronted with a falling RedSky

Did the phoenix heal the freezer door too?
(preparing to hide)

*sea ponders the possibilities of having a pet phoenix*

*before being taken out by a flying zeb who had just been introduced to old slaughterer, UH's big mallet*

[Janine raises her katana, which incidentally is called Masamune, and jumps at Yowuzupman with the intent of making mincebaddy. She changes her mind in midair and instead settles for slicing his gun in half]

Dimmy: Guess who, sir.

[YK] .....

oh, you don't find that too amusing?

*YK swings around to face NYC with a manic grin and a baseball bat*

you know, I find that this ALWAYS manages generate some laughter...

*CRACK*

HAHAHAhaha!

*BASH BASH BASH*

heeheeheehoohoohoohoo... heehee... though I must admit it doesn't work both ways...

oh well.

*CRACK*

*sea abruptly finds herself in a corner with zeb sprawled across her stomach*

[sea] you know, you're heavier than i expected you to be.

*sea groans and climbs to her feet after setting zeb on the floor. she winces, cracks her back audibly, and sighs*

[sea] much better. now, let's see...

*sea takes a running start, then leaps at UH, arms outstretched toward his throat*

[Janine counters the fire with an ice spell she made up. The fire and ice cancel each other out.]

[Whilst NYC has been yammering on like so, YK has been deflecting him with his unarmed lightsaber, which now has a dent. He then arms it and uses it to give NYC two baseball bats]

[YK] Oops ... I think that was a bad idea ... !

[YK jumps out of NYC's range and raises his lightsaber to en garde position. It then explodes due to NYC's abuse]

[YK] Oh bloody blue blazes.

*NYC tosses aside his bisected bat, and pulls out one of his many holstered machetes*

heeheehee, let's see how you deal with some REAL melee combat without your precious lightsaber...

*grin*

*sea tackles UH, causing some painful bruising on his throat, and rolls across the floor. she realizes that she and NYC will most likely be incapacitated by YK's (or janine's) retaliation, so she draws her lightsaber and attacks janine. the two are closely matched in skill*

sorry, yo.

OOC no worries mate, just take her to school!!