h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OOC well make them be here, dammit

Dimmy: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-...



Dimmy: Ouchies.



Zeb: Uggggh... oh, hey Dimmy. 'Bout time you showed up. Listen, I gotta plan to waste these heroes. Now, timing is everything, so I need you to-... hold that though; Opportunity knocks...



Zeb: There. That should knock him even higher, and give us another minute or so of peace. I love hero-juggling. Anyway, I think we've attacked YK enough; We don't want to look like we're out to GET him (any more than we are the others). Which one should we do next?

Dimmy: I dunno. You said you had a plan.

Zeb: A what?

RedSky hears the explosens/gune fire bhind him and turns round.. IN his hand he's got 3 . He flings them at Zeb and Dimmy UML. They sail perfectly true the air.One landing on Dimmy and the other hiting Zeb. Then he turns round agen to base Ice withe the in his hands.

[YK lands on the back of a rainbow-colored bird, a phoenix, named Rodrigo]

[Rodrigo] Look, this is utterly ludicrous!

[YK] Huh?

[Rodrigo] Here I was, enjoying a nice flight, maybe tinkering with an improbability generator in midair, and suddenly you land on me!

[YK] With a what now?

[Rodrigo] SQUAWK!

[This is because the can of Whoop-Butt has exploded beneath and by now behind his current flight path]

[YK] Well, who are you?

[Rodrigo] I am Rodrigo the Phoenix!

[YK] The same Rodrigo who Link met?

[Rodrigo] Oh, him?

[YK] Sure. We've got a titanic battle down there. Could you join us?

[In answer, Rodrigo dives down into the fray and explodes in a ball of fire. (He's a phoenix, you know.) From the ashes rises a significantly younger, healthier, and generally more healthy phoenix, and also a significantly more burnt up Jedi. The new Rodrigo looks around and notes the damage that his explosion has caused]

[Rodrigo] Oops ... sorry!

Zeb: mmm... (*smack*) Well, I guess THAT (*gulp*) decides who we attack next, mmm... doesn't it? HEY REDSKY...!!!



Zeb: ...I GOT YER FISH WARS RIGHT **HERE**!!!

[Rodrigo] So which side is anyone on?

[YK] Er ...

[Rodrigo] Oh dear lord. YOU don't know?

[YK] Ask Janine.

[Janine explains to Rodrigo]

[Rodrigo] Oh, all right then.

RedSky object to being hit by falling down and moning

Zeb: Uh... yeah. Let that be a lesson to ya. Er... listen, there are some other heroes in need of whomping around here, so I'm just gonna leave you and Iceraven to sort things out between you. If you'll excuse me...

.

*right into Heavy's outstretched arm, which, strengthened as it is by adamantium, is rigid. There is a clonk sound as Zeb impacts*

oof, blasted teleporter!

~surveys the scene~

Zeb(mashed against outstretched arm):...suddenly, this battle begins to feel like old times...

get OFFA me, you human tub of lard!

*NYC ponders setting off one of his pipebombs from under UH*

(who sais I was pain rect :P)

RedSky gets up picks up a chair raisis it up over his head and then brings it down into Ice's head. Seeing that he's still in shock form being hit by a fish RedSky goes about the room colecting chers and hiting Ice in the head with them

[Janine kicks Yo in the head]

*sea, not wanting to read backlog thoroughly to find out where exactly she is, decides she must be sprawled in a corner somewhere. seeing redsky looming over iceraved with an upraised chair, she jumps to her feet and tackles redsky, then rolls across the floor. she climbs back to her feet and looks around*

[sea] where'd NYC go? i KNOW he didn't leave the battle...

*a small moan is heard from underneath UH. sea grins*

[sea] NYC? is that you?

*muffled expletives are heard. sea's grin widens*

[sea] interesting... hey, NYC! what're you going to do if i get you out of there?

die from noxious fumes, what else?

OOoooh, if you DO get me out...

...I promise not to kill you, is that okay?